Is that what I come off as? Not my intention. Honest.

Oh, but you're a shining example, Dr. Crane. Narcissism isn't the word I'd use, of course. Any bright mind knows its a besmirchment on psychology. It might as well be wiped from the dictionary. It's omittance would save you psychologists a lot of time and effort when faced with the eccentric characteristics of the greatest minds of our time.

Sociopathic and Psychopathic is what I would use, in your case.