Mister, you're mighty uppity for someone from a small town. You leave this nice girl alone now.

She was shot today. Don't you think instead of insulting her you ought to be more concerned with her general health?

I'm tired of all this fighting over what happened. Truth is, mister, she wasn't doing anything wrong, but you weren't there. You'll never know. So you can't just go around accusing her of things that may or may not have happened, because you know what did happen? She was shot. End of the story.


Also, I'm sorry the balloon scared you, mister.