doctor_j_crane | [55]

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To all you new folks in town, I'm the veterinary surgeon here. I'll fix up your animals if needs be. For a price, of course.

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Same cost for you folks. But don't be telling the new people if I change the prices for them. They're just passing through, you can't count on them for good business. So we've all got to do what we've got to do.

[New people/outlaws and ruffians]

I'll fix you up too, if you're willing to pay. Just don't be expecting prime doctor service and I won't be expecting doctorly prices. Just don't be asking my brother about those sorts of things if you see him in town. If you do that we'll all end up with lawmen involved.

I also have a few things stronger than drink if necessary. [In case some of you have a burning desire to use horse medication or something.]

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That's a mite dishonest, Dr Crane.

[he sounds so unsurprised.]

You're terrible, Doc.

But I got a filly who ain't walkin'. I'd hate to put her down, but if she's lame, I ain't got a choice. Come take a look?

Edited 2011-05-18 11:27 (UTC)

You know someone's gonna go runnin' their mouth to one'a those new folks and you'll find yourself in hot water, don'tcha? You'd better pull in your horns, doc.

Well Mr. Crane, hopefully you're not too much more expensive than you were before I departed for the front. My horses are due a good examination.

How gracious of you to even offer your services. [Sarcasm, anyone? ...anyone?]

You know shiftin' your prices ain't right, Crane.

George might have a stone bruise after this morning. I'll need it checked out.

...

Best use the tranquilizers again. I'll hold 'im for you.

Stupid Hellbeast.

I think mine has a stone in 'is shoes. Do ya change shoes as well, or would I haveta go ta the smithy?

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