doctor_j_crane (
doctor_j_crane) wrote2011-05-18 09:05 pm
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[55] - [Voice]
To all you new folks in town, I'm the veterinary surgeon here. I'll fix up your animals if needs be. For a price, of course.
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Same cost for you folks. But don't be telling the new people if I change the prices for them. They're just passing through, you can't count on them for good business. So we've all got to do what we've got to do.
[New people/outlaws and ruffians]
I'll fix you up too, if you're willing to pay. Just don't be expecting prime doctor service and I won't be expecting doctorly prices. Just don't be asking my brother about those sorts of things if you see him in town. If you do that we'll all end up with lawmen involved.
I also have a few things stronger than drink if necessary. [In case some of you have a burning desire to use horse medication or something.]
[Town/old people filter]
Same cost for you folks. But don't be telling the new people if I change the prices for them. They're just passing through, you can't count on them for good business. So we've all got to do what we've got to do.
[New people/outlaws and ruffians]
I'll fix you up too, if you're willing to pay. Just don't be expecting prime doctor service and I won't be expecting doctorly prices. Just don't be asking my brother about those sorts of things if you see him in town. If you do that we'll all end up with lawmen involved.
I also have a few things stronger than drink if necessary. [In case some of you have a burning desire to use horse medication or something.]
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Best use the tranquilizers again. I'll hold 'im for you.
Stupid Hellbeast.
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I suppose I could have a look at him for you. Later in the day. I'll bring the tranquilizers.
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Thanks kindly, Doc--sorry about this. Least he doesn't bite anymore. [Or rather, at least he doesn't bite people he knows...]
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Least that's something. [Sigh. Sigh forever.]
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Probably put him out to stud, though, once I get a place and some land. Been thinking about it again.
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[Oh gosh, the notion of a dozen more George's doesn't make Crane happy.] How far off are you from gettin' the land?
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Anyway, Doc, the trouble with George isn't in his blood. It's the war. It can poison men, so why not horses?
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[Pause.] I doubt the horse can do much thinkin' on the morality of war.
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