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doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-06-30 08:26 pm
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Well that was interesting. I'd like to suggest a new response to floods of this nature (if you'll excuse the pun). Now that the flood has finished, I suggest we never speak of this again.
Except, of course, for those who showed a very poor level of behaviour. You know who you are.
[Private - Dr Facilier]
Did you manage to perform the task I asked you about?
[Private - Eddie Nygma]
I'm starting the process. The equipment better still be on offer.
[Private - The Joker]
Would I be able to ask you some questions? About Gotham?
Except, of course, for those who showed a very poor level of behaviour. You know who you are.
[Private - Dr Facilier]
Did you manage to perform the task I asked you about?
[Private - Eddie Nygma]
I'm starting the process. The equipment better still be on offer.
[Private - The Joker]
Would I be able to ask you some questions? About Gotham?
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The results should make the effort worthwhile. I'll be waiting with baited breath on your riveting reports. [He leans out of his chair, surveying the room.]
...Do you have your mask here, by any chance?
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Does it matter? What use would it be? [Crane shrugged, trying to give the impression that he didn't particularly care.]
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[Eddie pauses, reconsidering his words.]
Your parallel self has dissociative identity disorder, triggered by his mask. I was wondering if you also suffered from the condition.
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I don't have any disorder. It's not an internal issue. When exposed to external stimulus, of the chemical variety, sometimes symptoms similar to one of those disorders do appear. [Crane gives Eddie a hard look.] You just enjoy wearing a mask, I suppose?
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[Edward can't help but grin at that expression.]
Oh, I only recently stopped wearing sunglasses in favor of these. It's a protective measure.
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Gotham city is well aware of my person. Frankly I'm the only newsworthy subject they've got. No ones interested in villain escapades these days. Joker murder/maim/kill this, Mad Hatter kidnap/hostage that. I've interrupted a line of graceless spiel with my intriguing cases, and I daresay presence, too.
It's not to protect my identity at all, and god forbid it be a defense mechanism. You're loosing your touch and you haven't even adequately expressed it yet.
[Eddie lifts his hands in a shrugging motion.]
That was disappointing. Are you going to try again?
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[Pause.] No. I don't think I'll try again. I may need to make more observations.
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Yes, we do in fact have a Terrible Tailor running the streets. Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't create fashion disasters. He fixes them. [Staring at Crane's attire so very pointedly.]
[Blinks.] More observations? I wasn't actually encouraging you.
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[Crane would have said more, but didn't want to risk their deal by offending Eddie.]
Is there anything else I can do for you?
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[Eddie takes that as a sign to leave and gets up out of his chair.]
Nothing accomplishable at this time, no.
Your cooperation is much appreciated, Jon; I'll be around later to check up on progress. Enjoy your evening.
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