[25] - Voice (No filters)

[doctor_j_crane]

[Whoops, slow response time, Crane was sleeping off drinking with Rose.]

God damn it. I warned you all, yet you went to the carnival anyway. Where's the girl who was shot?

I would warn the rest of you, this is the tip of the iceberg. We need these people out of our town and this carnival gone. Now. Or is one girl being shot not enough? Would you all rather two or three?

Has anyone else been harmed? Physically or financially?

[Carnival filter]

To which ever one of you placed that balloon outside my house, I am not intimidated in the slightest. [He is.]

Comments

<3

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You may notice that this post is me doing my job.

Oh, I'm sure that's completely factually accurate and not you lying to me.

Yes. He should have picked a more stable place of employment.

I need to delete my subject lines :c

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

Oh! You'll forgive me, I thought you were a doctor, not a black talking shit stirrer.

Don't need to lie when you've seen as much as we do on the road. Still, ain't like it matters, if you're right that it ain't a horse.

[He's leaving that last bit, but UH CRANE HE's GONNA TRY AND GET WEST TO WRECK YOUR HOUSE UP WITH HIM TOMORROW NIGHT.]

Tehey just second the awesome. <3

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am a doctor. The latter describes you.

It isn't a horse, and your story is ridiculous either way. Go find some productive way to spend your time, like packing up the show.

[DO IT. CRANE ALREADY LOST HIS (REAL) HORSE.]

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

All I'm sayin' is... that man couldn't make a horse for shit.

That's all.

[LOL OFF TO TALK TO WEST.]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[PHHH. CRANE IS NOT IMPRESSED. AND IS SLIGHTLY CONCERNED. :|]

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

[WHEN BILLY WRECKS YOUR HOUSE UP, CRANE? FEATHERS EVERYWHERE!

It'll be super creepy until like, you find out that him and balloon guy West are breaking into peoples houses. THAT MIGHT SPOIL THE MAGIC.]

[my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com]

[WHEN BILLY WRECKS YOUR HOUSE UP, CRANE? FEATHERS EVERYWHERE!

It'll be super creepy until like, you find out that him and balloon guy West are breaking into peoples houses. THAT MIGHT SPOIL THE MAGIC.]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Crane will be horrified and appalled! But not have the super creeps once he finds out it's just Billy and that weird balloon guy. c:]