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doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2011-05-18 09:05 pm

[55] - [Voice]

To all you new folks in town, I'm the veterinary surgeon here. I'll fix up your animals if needs be. For a price, of course.

[Town/old people filter]

Same cost for you folks. But don't be telling the new people if I change the prices for them. They're just passing through, you can't count on them for good business. So we've all got to do what we've got to do.

[New people/outlaws and ruffians]

I'll fix you up too, if you're willing to pay. Just don't be expecting prime doctor service and I won't be expecting doctorly prices. Just don't be asking my brother about those sorts of things if you see him in town. If you do that we'll all end up with lawmen involved.

I also have a few things stronger than drink if necessary. [In case some of you have a burning desire to use horse medication or something.]

Re: town filter

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Except I have to advise you that what you're doin' is immoral.

town filter

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I can run my business how I please.

Re: town filter

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And I ain't stoppin' you. But I ain't gonna say I approve either.

town filter

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't give a damn if you approve or not.

Re: town filter

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why turn up to hear my sermons at all? I am only applying God's word to what I see before me in disapproving, Crane.

town filter

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you be talking about gettin' between a man and his God. [Sunday's are Crane's best days for organizing business.]

Re: town filter

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I ain't. I'm just sayin' I'm disapprovin' cause of the word of God, nothin' else.

town filter

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You say what you like. I'm keeping my business with God away from you.

Re: town filter

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[pause]

Alright. I'll see you Sunday, Doctor. [he knows you're coming anyway.]

town filter

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see you then.