doctor_j_crane | [7] - Belated Flood Reaction [Video, Public]

[Crane is in his room, and visible next to him is a stack of books, with titles pointedly turned away from the camera.]

Well, I’m not really sure what to say.

[Beat, in which Crane looks pensive. But only for a second.]

No, actually, I know exactly what I want to say.

To the “Riddler”, you are without a doubt the worst warden on the entire barge. It’s wonderful that you’re willing to convince someone who’s clearly flood affected to try and jump off the deck. Next you thing you know, you’ll probably just be killing inmates on your own steam. That’s more effective, isn’t it?

Adric, it’s just chess. You clearly have some kind of obsessive personality to make it into some huge issue. Move on.

Libby, no one on the barge cares about your relationship and apparently sexual dysfunction. That is not something that anyone needs to hear.

To the other denizens of the barge, especially all the new ones, welcome to your life. Prepare for floods of varying varieties that tell you exactly what you didn’t want to know about your fellow inmates and wardens. If you’ve got a problem with it, I’d suggest taking it to the Admiral, but we don’t exactly see a lot of him.

[Private to Jack Tyler]

Thanks. [Crane looks as if saying that is causing him physical pain.]

[Private to Ms. Rose]

I am sorry about not talking to you earlier. I’ve been… indisposed. Thank you though, for being one of the few people in the flood to keep a level head about you.

[Private to Max]

I’m just getting some things off my chest. That’s not going to be a problem, is it?

OCC: PHPHPH I haven’t done my final exam, and I know I say this every time I post, but I am actually slow timing. Really. I just wanted to make sure this was up well before port. Also, sorry for the long post. >___>

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Sexual dysfunction. What fucking nonsense is that, you dick?

I was drunk. Flood drunk at that.

Her grand announcement to the barge clearly indicates some underlying issues. I'm not going to analyse them though. That would be rude, wouldn't it?

Well, I don't doubt that. You were very persistent though.

So were you.

Or, perhaps she was pissed, and declaring she loved that bloke, no matter how fucking fat he was. Because some people seem to think loving a fat bloke and wanting to fuck him is a fucking problem.

I was only reacting to how agressive you were.

Everyone has a voice. [She says sarcastically in response to having a problem with it.] Just know that you'll get a lot of bullshit from the people you mentioned and their friends, and that's for you to handle unless it goes too far. At which case I'll step in.

[There's a brief pause and she pushes a strand of hair back behind her ear and purses her lips.] Good to have you back.

I do know that it isn't the best response. But they were hardly doing the decent thing during the flood, so I think I'm justified in pointing it out.

Good to be back.

I was more disturbed by the fact that the announcement existed. Not it's content, which I am now attempting to repress. I wasn't referring to the 'fat bloke' bit.

And you were really creepy and talked about a voice in your head. If I've got issues, I'm not the only one.

She was fucking drunk. Some people talk about sex when they're drunk. It fucking happens.

Grow up.

[Crane actually stops to think about this for a second.]

That's interesting. You'll understand, my flood recollection is a bit hazy. I must have been very, very drunk.

Who made you her babysitter? If she wants to tell me that, she can tell me herself. It's none of your business.

Maybe you should read through your own journal entries and analyze yourself!

I just don't like the fucking implication that wanting to fuck fat people makes you fucking dysfunctional.

You know, that isn't the interesting part. The interesting part is analyzing your response. Are you an inmate or a warden?

Dysfunction? My sexual relationship is perfectly healthy!

Warden. Actually, I'd think analyzing some of the things you said would be very interesting. Especially the part about the mask.

It wasn't about the fat people. If it was about that, half the world would be dysfunctional. It was about her grand announcement of all the wonderful sex that she's been having. That's not something I ever wanted to think about, nor something that should just be bellowed around the barge.

No, that's not interesting at all. I'd much rather talk about you. Don't you think it makes you a bit lacking as a warden, if you so easily find things 'creepy'?

Now, now, Doctor Crane. No need to thank me.

You have attracted yourself...a follower, however. Someone who was actually asking about you.

I object to the fucking implication that people who talk about sex when they're drunk are fucking dysfunctional too.

Again, half the fucking world would be dysfunctional.

See, this is what I'm talking about. That's wonderful for you, but you really should stop announcing it to the whole barge. It's your reaction to your relationship that's dysfunctional. It's like a fifteen year old announcing to everyone that she's gotten her first boyfriend.

Only if I was your warden, and I'm not.

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Crane logic: no one is allowed to use the 'I was drunk' excuse except for him. :D

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Behold, Crane's rapid attempt to change the subject.

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I love that the barge makes these ridiculous conversations exist. :D

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