doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Shrink Talk)
doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-06-17 07:50 am

[7] - Belated Flood Reaction [Video, Public]

[Crane is in his room, and visible next to him is a stack of books, with titles pointedly turned away from the camera.]

Well, I’m not really sure what to say.

[Beat, in which Crane looks pensive. But only for a second.]

No, actually, I know exactly what I want to say.

To the “Riddler”, you are without a doubt the worst warden on the entire barge. It’s wonderful that you’re willing to convince someone who’s clearly flood affected to try and jump off the deck. Next you thing you know, you’ll probably just be killing inmates on your own steam. That’s more effective, isn’t it?

Adric, it’s just chess. You clearly have some kind of obsessive personality to make it into some huge issue. Move on.

Libby, no one on the barge cares about your relationship and apparently sexual dysfunction. That is not something that anyone needs to hear.


To the other denizens of the barge, especially all the new ones, welcome to your life. Prepare for floods of varying varieties that tell you exactly what you didn’t want to know about your fellow inmates and wardens. If you’ve got a problem with it, I’d suggest taking it to the Admiral, but we don’t exactly see a lot of him.



[Private to Jack Tyler]

Thanks. [Crane looks as if saying that is causing him physical pain.]

[Private to Ms. Rose]

I am sorry about not talking to you earlier. I’ve been… indisposed. Thank you though, for being one of the few people in the flood to keep a level head about you.

[Private to Max]

I’m just getting some things off my chest. That’s not going to be a problem, is it?



OCC: PHPHPH I haven’t done my final exam, and I know I say this every time I post, but I am actually slow timing. Really. I just wanted to make sure this was up well before port. Also, sorry for the long post. >___>

[identity profile] christ-onabike.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sexual dysfunction. What fucking nonsense is that, you dick?

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I was drunk. Flood drunk at that.

[private/video]

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone has a voice. [She says sarcastically in response to having a problem with it.] Just know that you'll get a lot of bullshit from the people you mentioned and their friends, and that's for you to handle unless it goes too far. At which case I'll step in.

[There's a brief pause and she pushes a strand of hair back behind her ear and purses her lips.] Good to have you back.

[identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Dysfunction? My sexual relationship is perfectly healthy!

Private

[identity profile] preachyrose.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, now, Doctor Crane. No need to thank me.

You have attracted yourself...a follower, however. Someone who was actually asking about you.

[identity profile] ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com 2010-06-16 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Doctor Crane isn't it?

[identity profile] doctor-scarf.livejournal.com 2010-06-17 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
It's alright that you lost to Adric, you know. He's quite the exceptional chess player.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-06-17 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Pointless killing isn’t a motivation. I in no way encouraged you to jump off the deck, that was your own bright idea. All I did was make the occasional remark regarding our mistaken identity issue.

[Pause.]

It’s Edward Nygma, if you don’t mind. Riddler is a retired name.