[7] - Belated Flood Reaction [Video, Public]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Crane is in his room, and visible next to him is a stack of books, with titles pointedly turned away from the camera.]

Well, I’m not really sure what to say.

[Beat, in which Crane looks pensive. But only for a second.]

No, actually, I know exactly what I want to say.

To the “Riddler”, you are without a doubt the worst warden on the entire barge. It’s wonderful that you’re willing to convince someone who’s clearly flood affected to try and jump off the deck. Next you thing you know, you’ll probably just be killing inmates on your own steam. That’s more effective, isn’t it?

Adric, it’s just chess. You clearly have some kind of obsessive personality to make it into some huge issue. Move on.

Libby, no one on the barge cares about your relationship and apparently sexual dysfunction. That is not something that anyone needs to hear.


To the other denizens of the barge, especially all the new ones, welcome to your life. Prepare for floods of varying varieties that tell you exactly what you didn’t want to know about your fellow inmates and wardens. If you’ve got a problem with it, I’d suggest taking it to the Admiral, but we don’t exactly see a lot of him.



[Private to Jack Tyler]

Thanks. [Crane looks as if saying that is causing him physical pain.]

[Private to Ms. Rose]

I am sorry about not talking to you earlier. I’ve been… indisposed. Thank you though, for being one of the few people in the flood to keep a level head about you.

[Private to Max]

I’m just getting some things off my chest. That’s not going to be a problem, is it?



OCC: PHPHPH I haven’t done my final exam, and I know I say this every time I post, but I am actually slow timing. Really. I just wanted to make sure this was up well before port. Also, sorry for the long post. >___>

Comments

[private/video] poor bb crane. :CCC

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[She makes a clearly awkward face before replying:] Truthfully... me too. I'm awful with children.

[private/video] the zombie port isn't going to go down well.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't mind them, provided I don't have to see them or be in their general proximity.

[private/video] noo. :CCC

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max smiled and threw a hand.] I could relate to all of that.

[private/video] - referring to Claudia. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there a child here before? I could never really tell if there was actually one wandering around or my head was playing games with me.

[private/video] - i got it!

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

She was but she wasn't.

[private/video] - I finished exams! Freedom! :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Was she one of the wardens children? Or even an inmates?

[private/video] - yaaay! way to go! :D

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

I think she was an inmate, a vampire.

private/video] - Freedom is sweet, and filled with zombies.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

There seem to be a fair few of those around.

[private/video] - max is stuck on board dealing with her 'breeding partner.' :CC

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

What vampires? Yeah.

But most of the time they're not giving anybody shit.

I think it's an elitist outlook they seem to have on the more inferior species.

[private/video] - awwwkkkwwwwaaarrrddd. Poor Max. XD

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I have to say, there are more immediately problematic people around. Like the Joker.

[Crane looks kind of awkward, like he doesn't want to talk about that but he's doing it anyway.]

[private/video] - yess. :| he posted an entry! ~couldvebeendick.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

It's the territorial issue, I think. [She knows a little TOO much about it, maybe.] I haven't had the pleasure... or displeasure, yet.

[private/video] - Lol, I love the username. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

He comes from the same place that I do. In the spirit of fair warning, he's probably the most calculated and violent inmate in this place.

[private/video] - hehehe yeah, it's amusing. xP

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that happens a lot. People from the same place showing up. [She tries to downplay it being that he seems to have issue with it.] You didn't ... have to do that, but thanks for the heads up.

[private/video] - :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't think you understand what I'm saying. [Crane actually leans in a bit closer.] Either we'll all be dead within a week, or he'll be keeping us around to pick us off slowly for his own sick amusement.

[private/video] - sdfjhslkdhg yoiu just make my inner batman geek happy. :B

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

I know that you value the warden's here as incompetent but there's really no need. Even if he did manage to pick SOME of us off slowly, and excuse me for the morbid undertones of that maybe potential agreement, it wouldn't last long. Trust me.

[Her tone and her gaze never waver.] Learn to have some trust... if not in me then in somebody else. If you're really feeling that low about his being here you're welcome to bunker with me until you get your game back.

[private/video] - I try! I really want to Joker to do something so Crane can be all MAX MAKE IT STOP

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Crane looks a bit embarrassed by the whole situation.] Oh, no. That's fine. I just... [Crane pauses, thinking for a second.] The Joker attempts to be chaotic in everything he does, or likes to give off that impression to the general public. I don't know how he'd be stopped in an emergency situation. Only the Batman has managed to do it before.

[private/video] - ffffffffshfdjkslkjgh THIS. i love their relationship. :|

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max raised her palms out in front of her to show that she meant no ill by it.] So I've read.

Look... [Her breath baited. She was kind of lousy at offer condolences.] I'll admit I'm not really on level with everything about where you're from but I can relate enough.

I did my own crusading back home, the entire thing doesn't go completely over my head.

I'm not going to lie to you and say that it's all going to be apple pie, because I don't think you'd appreciate that, but I'd also like for you to acknowledge that there are certain few others on this tin can that might be able to thwart an attack like that and you're free to pass the word along to me if you suspect something. A real something.

[private/video] - ME TOO. It's awesome. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm not trying to question your competency, but really, the Joker is going to wake up one morning and cut someones face open. The only real way to avoid it is to put him in zero preemptively.

[Crane pauses for a second.]

But that probably isn't going to happen. Could you at least check that he has a temporary warden?

[private/video] - hee. yes!! 8D

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that's really in my "jurisdiction," [She quoted with her fingers.] But I'll look into it and try to get it down.

[private/video] - :3

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Okay. That's fine. Thank you. [Crane sighs a bit, leaning back in his chair.] It could be worse. At least he hasn't done anything yet.

[private/video]

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Let the paranoia die and live a little. If it happens it happens but sweating it before the fact isn't going to do anything but hurt you.

[private/video]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm being prepared. And I'm not unjustifiably paranoid.

[private/video]

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Huh. Doesn't seem that way to me... but I'll give the benefit of the doubt.

[private/video]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Thank you. This is the point in the conversation where people ordinarily start calling me crazy.

[private/video]

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Smmiiiiles.] Well, I never said you weren't crazy.