doctor_j_crane

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]

I don't like that Narvin can decide when I work in the lab based on his social calender. I'd like to have Capa placed in charge of my lab supervision, given that it's not like he has an off barge social life in the slightest.

I'd also like some explanation of that Alpha fellow. You didn't seem to have an overly comfortable conversation with him on your journal. [Stalker Crane is stalking you, Kay.]

[So terribly public.]

Let's have a conversation, shall we? What's a theme that no one has ever discussed? Let me think. The wardens, perhaps? How terrible they are? How your warden does love you enough? How you feel like there's not justice in the system? [Crane laughs.]

Let's reestablish the facts. You have been kidnapped. You are being held in a prison against your will, by force. You have been stripped of your powers, if you have any. You have a personal jailer. This is not a situation where you can expect justice. This is not a situation where you have 'human rights'. You do not have control. You cannot change this situation. [Crane almost says resistance is futile, but that seems like laying it on a bit thick.]

Arthas is right. By all means, sit and whine impotently or take the other option of rising against the wardens. But do you know something? It won't make a difference. You cannot overthrow them. If you want to leave, you're either going to disappear one morning or you're going to graduate.

[Pause in the rant. Crane shrugs.]

I have a truly strange suggestion. Perhaps due to my aversion of simply disappearing one day, why don't we all focus a little bit harder on attempting to graduate? Swing did it. It can't be that hard. And frankly, [dropping to a low, 'meaningful' voice.] how many of you can say that here is really all that worse then where you would have been otherwise?

[OOC: What do you do when you finally have the promise of lab access? Make a pro-warden speech! Behold, a pretty obvious attempt to get Capa's trust so Crane can make more fear toxin to make everyone have an extra wonderful day.]

I have a specimen that I think has lived in a bucket for a little too long. I would like a proper enclosure for it. Admiral, it can be plastic if you don't think I can be trusted with glass. [Crane sounds thoroughly unimpressed by this. He's referring to a non poisonous huntsman spider, that appeared in a Rom Com cupboard with Eddie and himself.]

[Crane pauses before continuing.] I'm rather surprised that the murder in the garden was handled so well. Was it because the culprit was reasonably obvious or due to actual police work?

[Private - Rose]

The garden is less quiet than I would have expected. I trust that you weren't affected by the recent events?

[Private - Hayley]

I want to show you some instructions. I need to know if you're capable of performing them.