doctor_j_crane: Crane looking unimpressed. (O rly)
[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]
doctor_j_crane: Crane in profile, facing to the left. (Awkward)
I would appreciate if you would all ignore Rex's temper tantrum. He's obviously seeking attention and misguided sympathy.

[Added later.]

Rex will be released from zero in three to four hours, pending an important warden-inmate discussion. I would also appreciate it if you could all refrain from continuing to undermine my authority.

[Any explanation of the whole instant zero for Rex? Nope. Ah, wardening.]
doctor_j_crane: (Mask lol what)
Has someone confiscated the bow and arrows off that obviously unstable inmate yet? In the right hands, they can cause just as much damage as a gun.

Needless to say, personally I would not be interested in getting hit in the eye with an arrow in the near future.
doctor_j_crane: (Mask lol what)
I would like to inform you all that the large amount of mixing species in the port will probably lead to a wide variety of intergalactic diseases that one can acquire. Staying on the barge would likely be your best option. For those of you who simply cannot resist your more base urges, I'm sure that you'll have a great deal of exciting time in the infirmary later. At the very least, it should give them something new to study.
doctor_j_crane: (Mask lol what)
It appears that I've been in a coma. [Crane doesn't even sound shocked. Someone's been on the barge too long.] I suppose that the key questions are how long I've been that way and whether anything vaugely interesting has happened to the rest of the barge.

[Infirmary filter]

I'm leaving the infirmary now. I'm sure that's fine. I don't doubt my warden will approve of it.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Sigh forever)
[Crane sounds somewhat breathless.] Do we still have the capacity to bring people back from the dead? Or are we facing something more permanent? And are there any signs that bites from the faceless creatures cause ill effects?

[Pause.] And after people are finished considering that, I'm pinned down by these things on the second floor, if anyone is willing or able to help.

[Private - Eddie]

Are you still alive? Is your room locked? I like to imagine that you've got a secret cache of weapons, as unlikely as that is. But at the very least, I'm going to need that knife. If only to treat this bite.

[Private - Perry]

Considering how often we talk about alliances, this is a good opportunity to actually act on it.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Open door)
[There's just the video posting footage, with no lead in or explanation at all. The angle is fairly steady, and you can make out the fact that it's the inmate showers. The very first shot is of Perry Dawsey hitting Rex in the face, before wrenching off Rex's ventilator because it's getting in the way. There's a fair bit of noise. Perry is yelling as he hits Rex.]

"You like that? You fucking like that? How does it feel?"

[You can clearly see Rex struggling, trying to get the ventilator back, before Perry kicks it away. Perry punches Rex a few more times. It's fairly obvious that Rex stops struggling. Then, after all that drama lama, Crane points the video away. You get a few shots of the floor as Crane quickly walks to the door.]

[The angle jerks up as Crane runs into someone. Why, it's Eddie Brock. Who looks more than a little bit surprised.]

"What the hell?" [You so shrill, Eddie.]

[Crane's pretty quick off the mark in replying.]

Everything went according to your plan. You should be happy that it went so well. [Crane says, before the camera angle tilts and he walks past Eddie. The camera feed cuts out.]

[And cuts back in, with a reasonably obvious time skip. Crane's standing in a different corridor, angling the camera at himself.] Well, I think everyone can feel better about the whole nanomite situation. Let it not be said that just because the wardens aren't prepared to fix a situation, there aren't other members of the barge willing to step up to the plate.

[And end video post.]
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking like he's arguing. (Let me explain)
[Warden Filter]

I'm not sure which one of you is Arthas' warden, because I've never really cared that much before, but why is he not in zero? Constantly? Surely you could just keep him in there for a week, bring him up for an hour, and then put him in there for another week.

[Private - Eames]

Want to see something interesting? In the spirit of honesty and full disclosure? [Have a video of Arthas' note before it swaps back to voice.] I'm going to end up dead by the end of the week. [Said like it's a fact.]

[Private - Eddie]

You know that bit where you implied that this was under control? This is not under control.

[Added later - Private - Tirion]

Apparently you're Arthas' warden. You should contact my warden, Eames. I've got an issue with Arthas, to say the least.


[OOC: Crane is not amused by Arthas' note. And sorry for the Crane spam, guys. :c]

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