doctor_j_crane

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]

I can't say that I don't appreciate having more space. However, I would like furniture and a shower. Not to mention three weeks worth of non-perishable food, three weeks worth of bottled water, a first aid kit and a weapons safe.

[Crane's new room: the courthouse from the Dark Knight Rises. Super comfortable, as one can imagine.]

It appears that I've been in a coma. [Crane doesn't even sound shocked. Someone's been on the barge too long.] I suppose that the key questions are how long I've been that way and whether anything vaugely interesting has happened to the rest of the barge.

[Infirmary filter]

I'm leaving the infirmary now. I'm sure that's fine. I don't doubt my warden will approve of it.