doctor_j_crane

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]

I will be setting up an anonymous clinic on Friday afternoons, where full doctor-patient confidentiality will be in place. For inmates, this means that whatever you bring to me will not be reported to your warden.


[Warden Filter]

Consider this a social experiment. If it becomes too problematic, I won't continue.

[OOC: It sort of is Friday in some places, so if anyone wants to spam/assume, just put a comment in the post. c:]

I can't say that I don't appreciate having more space. However, I would like furniture and a shower. Not to mention three weeks worth of non-perishable food, three weeks worth of bottled water, a first aid kit and a weapons safe.

[Crane's new room: the courthouse from the Dark Knight Rises. Super comfortable, as one can imagine.]

[Private to Kay, Narvin and Dracula]

Given that the prototype for the tranquilizer is going so well, it's probably time that we tried it out. We'll need a delivery system and something or someone to test it on. Voluntarily, of course. I also think the CES might also offer a controlled, yet variable environment to do testing in.

[Private to Infirmary Staff]

Who is in charge in the infirmary at the moment and which one of you is Simon Tam?

[Public]

How many of you know basic first aid? I assume that most of you know next to nothing, but I'd quite like to be proven wrong.

I've graduated. I'll be leaving the barge today. [Crane pauses, because that was all he was planning on saying. But now, rambling time.]

I've been on the barge for quite a while. As anyone who knows me will agree, if I can graduate it's entirely possible that anyone can. I suppose I ought to thank those of you who've made a difference to me, which is the vast minority. Thank you for your assistance.

I can safely say that come hell or high water, I won't be returning to the barge as a warden.


[Private - Kay]

Thank you, again.

[Private - Narvin and Dracula]

I apologize that I'm leaving the two of you in the middle of the tranquilizer project.

[Private - The Marquis]

I'm sorry to leave you before we could have a thorough talk about what you're going through.

[Private - Eddie]

Should we meet before I go?

[OOC: Don't be defriending, Crane will be back in a week real time as a canon updated warden! c:]

[Private - Eddie Nygma]

I take it that you're adjusting to the life of an inmate?


[Private - Kay]

We need to talk. [For a friendly drink. Ah, a lack of social skills.]


[Private - Narvin, Dracula and extra Kay]

I apologize for how long this has taken. The flood and my encounter with Ladd put me somewhat behind on my own schedule. I've outlined a work plan.

[Insert work plan here. It's well organized, but not really catering for the people under taking it to have much of a social life at all. Free time, what is that.]

I'll be happy to make any adjustments necessary.

I'd like to apologize for my tone during our conversation regarding human and alien interactions. It wasn't particularly tactful, to say the least.

I don't like that Narvin can decide when I work in the lab based on his social calender. I'd like to have Capa placed in charge of my lab supervision, given that it's not like he has an off barge social life in the slightest.

I'd also like some explanation of that Alpha fellow. You didn't seem to have an overly comfortable conversation with him on your journal. [Stalker Crane is stalking you, Kay.]

Since landing in this den of filth and depravity, I have seen many things that have shocked my finer sentiments. I have seen a man continue to drink, even as he lay in the mud. Did he not recognise the extent to which he had fallen in this world? Did he not realise that he was little better than the animals left rolling in their refuse so close to where he lay? I considered this, as I walked within the town. I considered the users of witchcraft that I had encountered, men and women who would risk the crumbling of their soul within their chest for such fraction of what the higher powers that be would provide to men of greater standing.

But more than this, I considered the pirates that fill this place to the brim. They scramble with their filthy hands for coin, drink and women. It seems strange to me. Those who pursue the sea, a profession that no doubt should only attract the most hardy of souls, seem to fall so quickly into depravity. Did they not realise that they could be saved? For every man within this port can be. You merely need to look within your heart and realise the error that you have made. I have no doubt that some of you must feel it weighing upon your chest.

I can save you, sirs. I can save the men and the women who have lost their souls in this place. They can be restored to you and you can join me at the high table of heaven. I merely ask that you report to me. I will organise your salvation. It is merely a short, unpleasant drop that lies between you and eternal glory. There is no shame in hanging, for that is the one thing that will redeem you above all else. It is a noble thing. I beseech you to do it, before your souls become even further sullied by those around you.

[Navy filter]

No doubt you have all heard of Commodore Prefect's plight. Do not seek to rescue him, my friends. He understands his fate and the rewards that are set before him. Do not seek to keep him on this sinful earth for longer than is necessary.

[OOC: Crane is a hanging naval captain, to put it lightly! Feel free to have any of your naval people hate his guts, since he's obviously way over the other side of bigoted crazy.]

Inmates, I have a question for you. If you could have a deal like the wardens have to go along with graduation, would that make you more inclined to make an effort?

[Private - Kay, Eddie Nygma and Capa. Plus Iago.]

Considering that I've been informed that I should come to any of you if I have any issues, I thought that I should take advantage of the opportunity. I want to work in the infirmary. Hypothetically only one of you needs to agree, correct?

[This was up for a few minutes, before it's removed. Feel free to have your bro see it.] Never mind, the situation is resolved.

[Additional Private to Eddie.]

Also, I don't suppose you want to help me move something?