doctor_j_crane

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]

[Private - Eddie Nygma]

I take it that you're adjusting to the life of an inmate?


[Private - Kay]

We need to talk. [For a friendly drink. Ah, a lack of social skills.]


[Private - Narvin, Dracula and extra Kay]

I apologize for how long this has taken. The flood and my encounter with Ladd put me somewhat behind on my own schedule. I've outlined a work plan.

[Insert work plan here. It's well organized, but not really catering for the people under taking it to have much of a social life at all. Free time, what is that.]

I'll be happy to make any adjustments necessary.