doctor_j_crane | [12]

[Crane’s holding the device up, and you can see from the wall behind him that he’s in zero.]

I don’t see why you’re all taking this so personally. It isn’t that different from one of your little floods, is it? And it’s not like the lot of you didn’t have it coming.

[Crane shrugs, as if to say ‘my bad’.]

Have fun with the cleanup. I’m sure there will be lots of exciting things to find around the barge.

[Crane gives the camera a bit of a grin, then moves the device away to turn it off. You can still see for a second that he doesn't look as cheerful as his tone would indicate.]

[Whoops, Crane’s in zero (brought down by Sam Tyler) and still a little bit high from the fear gas. He’s decided that he doesn’t really care if other people know he caused it because he reckons the information will get around anyway. He also doesn’t know that Ms Rose is alive yet either. I’m also open for a spam with any wardens coming down to visit him or other cool cats in zero. And this post is dated to around Sunday evening.]

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...If this doesn't stay away, Crane, I will show you exactly what I did to Booth, and not a Warden on the whole damn boat would convict me.

You wouldn't dare.

You're hilarious. 'Course I would. Happily.

If you want another dose of that fear gas, be my guest.

[which does shut him up for a second, because no way is he going to let Crane see him like that]

You won't have time to reach for it. Shadow'll be holding you down in half a second, and then I'll find out what you're afraid of.

...It wasn't my intention to use the fear gas on you in the dining hall. It was an unfortunate coincidence.

[pause]

I'm sure it was. You want to tell me again how I deserve what I got?

All the inmates are here for a reason. Hypothetically we'd all deserve it on some level.

[He actually does consider calming down for a minute, but...being gassed REALLY sucked.]

Sorry, Crane. Once bitten, an' so on.

Enjoy zero.

Before you jump to any conclusions, think of the fear gas incident as a whole. Was Booth effected?

Booth was killed. Man who did it's weepin' like a baby, probably gonna hang himself, and I've gotta sit here and hope it ain't gonna get pinned on me.

Don't try and con me, Crane. Learn to shut up before I come after you the second you're out of there.

Was that man Judas? He's down here, continuing with his weeping.

I'm not trying to con you. I'm pointing out the benefits of the situation.

Then you've gotta be kidding me.

Just leave me alone.

Fine. Have it your way.

[12] - Video Post

Private

Private - hey, I'm cool with that. XDDD

Private - it is pretty much inevitable with these two XDD

Private - it's awesome. :D

Private - one step forward, a mile back... XD

Private - and they were getting on so well. Also, Crane is all D:

Private - Faci regrets it too but will never admit it. D: Also lol irony re: farmer and the viper

Private - wow, yeah. Crazy irony.:D

Private

Private - I like Crane's final attempt at a saving throw.

Private - fffft. oh Crane, you derp.

Private - :D

Private - and as;kfakfas I need bed. night!

Private - lol go to sleep!