doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Finger hmm)
[Crane’s holding the device up, and you can see from the wall behind him that he’s in zero.]

I don’t see why you’re all taking this so personally. It isn’t that different from one of your little floods, is it? And it’s not like the lot of you didn’t have it coming.

[Crane shrugs, as if to say ‘my bad’.]

Have fun with the cleanup. I’m sure there will be lots of exciting things to find around the barge.

[Crane gives the camera a bit of a grin, then moves the device away to turn it off. You can still see for a second that he doesn't look as cheerful as his tone would indicate.]

[Whoops, Crane’s in zero (brought down by Sam Tyler) and still a little bit high from the fear gas. He’s decided that he doesn’t really care if other people know he caused it because he reckons the information will get around anyway. He also doesn’t know that Ms Rose is alive yet either. I’m also open for a spam with any wardens coming down to visit him or other cool cats in zero. And this post is dated to around Sunday evening.]
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Distance)
Where the hell is my warden? [Crane sounds furious. And slightly hysterical.]

[Private - The Riddler]

We need to meet. Right now. [Crane sounds a bit calmer, but not much.]

OOC: Getting this up early, because it's technically friday in most of the world. Crane's having a last ditch attempt to do the sane thing and get his warden to take care of it, but whoops, she's gone. This is part of the fear gas plot. Crane's just calling out the Riddler to meet at this point to make the gas but I'll put up a log in a bit for when Crane actually knows where Eddie is. Barge in general, feel free to ask him about the highly suspicious murder of Ms Rose in his room as well, or just general 'why so serious?'. You may get trauma and crazy anti admiral-warden ranting. :D
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Room Full of Crazy)
[The voice post (public) cuts in halfway through, and it sounds like Crane’s been rambling for quite a while.]

…And there’s disease everywhere. Do you really think you all had the plague? There was no plague. They were trying to cull our numbers. And they have, haven’t they? There are more inmates then wardens, maybe, and people always disappear when they’re not meant to.

Oh. I understand. They’re escaping, aren’t they? That’s why the wardens never talk about it, just mention their nice little trips to home. It’s like this place is made of… cardboard, or something. Cardboard. It’s all fixable, of course. There’s that chemical in the air, and all we need is a different one, and then everything will be fine again. It’ll all be upright, instead of upside down.

And then, and then, there are all this bits and pieces that are here and not here. There’s a man drunk on the roof, but he’s not at the bar, you know what I mean? Of course you don’t. It’s all very technical. All of you just have Unseen qualifications.

You know something, all of you, all of you little robots on your Arkham meds, hiding your advanced “magical” technology from the rest of the world? This place is one four storeys tall. The rest is underground. I’d like you all to think about that. Four storeys tall. Four.


OCC: Being drunk is making the hidden (and not so hidden) crazy leak out. Also, I may be slow timing a little. :D
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (I See)
It has been a while since I've been back here, but the new refurbishments are most unwelcome. It's just not fitting for an asylum to have a nautical theme. I don't know if this is a sadly misguided attempt to be humorous or some exceedingly unnecessary seasonal holiday, but it is highly unprofessional. Not to mention a waste of funds and detrimental to the mental health of already unstable individuals.

Or if there are no 'refurbishments' and it's just me, what the hell have you dosed me with? None of my products have these kinds of results.

Ridiculously incompetent, either way.

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