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[Crane’s holding the device up, and you can see from the wall behind him that he’s in zero.]

I don’t see why you’re all taking this so personally. It isn’t that different from one of your little floods, is it? And it’s not like the lot of you didn’t have it coming.

[Crane shrugs, as if to say ‘my bad’.]

Have fun with the cleanup. I’m sure there will be lots of exciting things to find around the barge.

[Crane gives the camera a bit of a grin, then moves the device away to turn it off. You can still see for a second that he doesn't look as cheerful as his tone would indicate.]

[Whoops, Crane’s in zero (brought down by Sam Tyler) and still a little bit high from the fear gas. He’s decided that he doesn’t really care if other people know he caused it because he reckons the information will get around anyway. He also doesn’t know that Ms Rose is alive yet either. I’m also open for a spam with any wardens coming down to visit him or other cool cats in zero. And this post is dated to around Sunday evening.]

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[Off-key whistling echoing through the cells, it's the intro to Iron Maiden's 'Fear of the Dark', if Crane would recognise it.]

[Crane didn't recognise the song, but the whistling instantly put him on edge. There was someone else here.] Hello?

Helloo-ooo

[The sound of that voice set Crane's teeth on edge. He'd recognise it anywhere.] Joker. I take it you had some fun?

[Hoarse laughter.] Didn't you?

[Crane moved away from the bars, towards the back of the cell. He didn't want to Joker to see his facial expression.] It would have been better, if not for the poor start.

Aw, don't tell me the scarecrow got attached.

You already knew. You did it deliberately.

I had to make sure you'd play your part, it wasn't personal.

God forbid, you could have just asked me, and saved her the trauma. I might have done it anyway. [The Joker can probably hear Crane pacing around his cell.]

Might isn't good enough. [He sucks his teeth.] Anyway, you needed to break free of your delusions.

... I helped you.

[Well, Crane couldn't deny some truth in that. Thinking this place was really the barge. Ridiculous.]

You could have done that without murdering Rose.

Maybe... maybe not. I wasn't taking any chances.

She's back, it wasn't permanent.

Even so, I won't believe that until I see her.

Oho? Because you trust your senses so very much.

[Long moment of silence is long.]

It could be someone else, and I'd never know.

Nope. You wouldn't. No way of knowing if I'm even here. Maybe you're having this entire conversation with yourself.

I am probably sitting in solitary confinement, in Arkham, talking to myself.

[Pause.]

I may be fine with that. God knows, my little imaginary world is detailed enough to entertain.

...

[Joker is silently laughing.]

[Crane: holy shit, the Joker isn't making noise.] What are you doing?

[Lalala he's pretending he doesn't exist... crazy silent laughter building up.]

[The dead silence is starting to get to Crane.] ...Joker?

...

[Hands pressed over his lips.]

[Hanging around at the bars of the cell, trying to see the Joker.] Are you quite alright?

Ahahahahaha!

...

c-concerned?

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[12] - Video Post

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[Spam] Hell yes. :D

[Spam] gonna be slow, so bear with me

[Spam] Me too. :D

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[Spam] - so he still thinks it's Arkham?

Re: [Spam] - he's wavering, but yeah. He pretends to believe in the barge a lot to fool the 'staff'.

[Spam] - got it

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[Spam] - I like the mindscrewing chain in zero. Joker > Crane > Judas.

[Spam] - LOL yes.

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