doctor_j_crane: Crane looking like he's arguing. (Let me explain)
doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2011-09-09 03:46 pm

[64] - [Voice]

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.

Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.

[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.

[Private - Arthur]

I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.

[Filtered to the infirmary staff]

I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.

[Private - The Admiral]

I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.

[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]

[Aww. All the awesomes.]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Remus had assured him it wasn't going to stick. He didn't blame Dracula in the slightest (surprisingly) but it was hard to remember what blame was. He had to keep saying it.

But that statement? Hit a little too close to home.]

That's not fucking fair.

[:DD.]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it's not fair. Do you know what isn't "fucking" fair? Us being stuck here. None of us are getting out. We're all going to die before we leave, just disappearing into nothing. You're never going to get to see your daughter again, if she's even still alive at all.
Edited 2011-09-09 06:49 (UTC)

[Private]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
I can say what I want. And Hoffman needs a dose of reality. It's not like he doesn't deserve it.

[Private]

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Mark has proven to be spontaneous and violent-- he has done so publicly. You're provoking the wrong person.

[Private]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
The worst that he can do is kill me. Put it in perspective, Nygma.

[Private]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
What? No. I was just making a point. I'm not exactly in the most positive of places, but I'm not looking for someone to put a gun to my head.

[Private]

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
No, you're just provoking a known serial killer.

Pulling a Mozenrath, as I call it.

[Private]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not-

[Pause.] Fine. I'll stop it.

[Private]

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

[Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:12 am (UTC)(link)

[There is no response for at least a minute. Then.]

You're disgusting.

[Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
You win the disgusting prize. You're no better than an animal.

Re: [Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[First response: Come and find me and say that. Second Response: You might be right. Third response: God-DAMN I bet you taste awful. The third response provokes another quiet period.]

You're probably right. I'm becoming surprisingly comfortable with that.

[Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[That wasn't the response that Crane was expecting, not by a long shot.]

If you're attempting to try reverse psychology on me, it isn't going to work.

Re: [Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to try reverse psychology fuck with you?

[Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't. And honestly, there's no point talking to me. I'm obviously not decent company at the moment.

Re: [Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Come on.

I'm bored.

[so nonchalant] Why are you so upset.

[Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I had someone point out that this conversation very likely ends with you attempting to kill me. So I thought I'd better nip that in the bud.

I don't want to talk about it.

Re: [Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
I can't kill anyone right now. [He means it] Can't. And that, is just tearing me up inside.

[Literally. Argh.]

Lose someone?

[Private][Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
What, did your warden threaten you?

More than one. It's been one of those weeks.

Re: [Private][Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm in zero.

[He's being completely honest.]


[and just he laughs. and laughs.]

We at last, agree.

[Private][Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
What did you do to end up there?

Yes, well. The barge. It doesn't encourage emotional stability or sanity.

Re: [Private][Text]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
....Voluntary commitment.

[He'll just leave it at that. BUT FEEL FREE TO PRESS.]

Ain't that the truth

[Private][Text]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you want to be in zero?