[64] - [Voice]

[doctor_j_crane]

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.

Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.

[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.

[Private - Arthur]

I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.

[Filtered to the infirmary staff]

I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.

[Private - The Admiral]

I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.

[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]

Comments

[Private]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

If you're done venting, come by. I'll have a table set up for you.

[For SCIENCE and DISTRACTION PURPOSES.]

[Private]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

A table for what? More pointless activities to soothe the fact that most of us are going to be here for good?

[They see me trolling text. If he's too upset feel free to ignore.]

[expectremorse.livejournal.com]

You are loud. Quit screaming.

[Crane? Ignore a fight? Never. :D]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I am not screaming. There was only emphasis. Clearly you can no longer determine what's normal human behavior.

[Threadjack again, private. Because it's convenient.]

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I hear you've been given vampiric abilities. How are you coping?

[most_feared]

Goddammit.

Thanks for telling us. Shit.

[He liked Eames.]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

He left me a note. I assume that his room is empty. I haven't been to check.

USELESS COMMENT

[ifightfor]

[Rinzler was going to make a comment about the level of redundancy in this post but then he got stuck in a for(); loop due to a misplaced parenthesis in his code.]

USELESS COMMENT

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Bro needs some code fixing, says I. cc:]

if rinzler can't... o'brien can.

[equalsfive.livejournal.com]

It's slightly redundant, isn't it, comrade, to be saying all this... in a missive to us all?

:D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It had to be done. There obviously isn't any other way to deliver the information.

I am so, so sorry :|

[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

Or he just didn't care about you.

I approve of this trolling. : D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It's always a possibility. But it wasn't the reason I made this post.

A voice in his room

[bargemods.livejournal.com]

Mhmmmmmm?

A voice in his room

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's creepy. To say the least. Crane is not comfortable with this.]

What happens to people when they disappear? Are they dead? Do they go home?

Private

[paradoxlol]

Mr. Eames didn't tell me he was leaving, if that's what you're wondering.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I was wondering. Care to shed any light on the situation?

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[In an attempt to get a smile, maybe even the uplift of one corner of his mouth?]

Does that mean I can call you Jonathan again?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't care. Call me what you want.

[glad-of-war.livejournal.com]

Be that as it may, I must say I find your nihilism quite entrancing, so why don't you tell me what you think about space, the barge, religion or your place in the world?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Because I don't want to and it would be a waste of my time. Find out your own pointless conclusions.

Infirmary

[toldastory]

I don't have a problem with that. What doses are you looking for?

Infirmary

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Oh ho! They actually said yes, Crane wasn't expecting that.] A weeks worth, [ordinary number dose.] I take it that won't be too difficult for you?

Infirmary-Minus-Crane (lol sorry Jack)

[requiresssacrifice]

Are you serious? You're letting him self-medicate?!

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

There there.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You're so helpful. Clearly your amazingly and original humor has changed the course of my life and even existence on the barge itself.