[64] - [Voice]

[doctor_j_crane]

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.

Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.

[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.

[Private - Arthur]

I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.

[Filtered to the infirmary staff]

I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.

[Private - The Admiral]

I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.

[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Because I don't want to and it would be a waste of my time. Find out your own pointless conclusions.

[glad-of-war.livejournal.com]

Because clearly, my wasting your time would keep you from so many other pressing matters. Come now, you're an intelligent man clearly angry at his afterlife, I'm far more interested in your conclusions than whatever I could come up with for myself.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

This isn't an afterlife. I'm not dead.

[glad-of-war.livejournal.com]

Yet you anticipate remaining here indefinitely? Surely if it's not the afterlife it can't be impossible to escape? So tell me, have you gotten any older since you came here?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I've gotten older. And escape is impossible. The Admiral ensures that.