doctor_j_crane | [64]

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.

Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.

[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.

[Private - Arthur]

I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.

[Filtered to the infirmary staff]

I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.

[Private - The Admiral]

I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.

[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]

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What, did your warden threaten you?

More than one. It's been one of those weeks.

I'm in zero.

[He's being completely honest.]

[and just he laughs. and laughs.]

We at last, agree.

What did you do to end up there?

Yes, well. The barge. It doesn't encourage emotional stability or sanity.

....Voluntary commitment.

[He'll just leave it at that. BUT FEEL FREE TO PRESS.]

Ain't that the truth

Why would you want to be in zero?

I doubt you'd believe me.

[a harsh laugh] I really doubt it. And you'd probably spread it around.

I might. You never know.

People will find out anyway.

I died.

[There it goes.]

Shouldn't you be in the infirmary?

[The communication turns to video abruptly. Hoffman is pale-far too pale-and there is something very off about his eyes.

Then-he snaps open his mouth and SURPRISE. FANGS.]

[Crane looks taken aback, but after a second leans in to look closer.]

How did that happen?

I died. Dracula brought me back. It's temporary. What do you think?

[hiss]

I can see how my animal comment was more on point than I had anticipated.

[Hoffman doesn't shriek, he bears his fangs and growls. It's low and inhuman. Then he shrieks and looks like a monster.]

Temporary or not. Why don't you come down and visit me in zero. We could have a fine old time.

I couldn't even if I wanted to. You need a warden item to get down there.

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