[64] - [Voice]

[doctor_j_crane]

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.

Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.

[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.

[Private - Arthur]

I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.

[Filtered to the infirmary staff]

I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.

[Private - The Admiral]

I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.

[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]

Comments

I am so, so sorry :|

[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

Or he just didn't care about you.

I approve of this trolling. : D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It's always a possibility. But it wasn't the reason I made this post.

[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

No, you made this post because you're feeling distraught and impotent.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Clearly, you know nothing about other people if you believe that.

[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

Oh no? I know a good deal about people like you; I'll say that much. A few insignificant people disappear and suddenly the world is a cruel and unfair place and what's the point of it all?

You rather sound like a mopey old lord from my own world. All the power he could want at his fingertips and he still found time to stop and complain about the futility of it all -- right up until I shot him, of course.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

The world has always been a cruel, unfair, pointless place. Them leaving doesn't make that happen.

Except for the difference that I don't have power at my fingertips. And good job in shooting him. I imagine that's how you got here.

[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

Oh good guess, ducky, but you'll have to try harder.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

"Ducky"? Seriously?