doctor_j_crane | [64]

Since everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.

Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.

[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.

[Private - Arthur]

I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.

[Filtered to the infirmary staff]

I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.

[Private - The Admiral]

I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.

[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]

If you're done venting, come by. I'll have a table set up for you.

[For SCIENCE and DISTRACTION PURPOSES.]

You are loud. Quit screaming.

Goddammit.

Thanks for telling us. Shit.

[He liked Eames.]

[Rinzler was going to make a comment about the level of redundancy in this post but then he got stuck in a for(); loop due to a misplaced parenthesis in his code.]

It's slightly redundant, isn't it, comrade, to be saying all this... in a missive to us all?

Mr. Eames didn't tell me he was leaving, if that's what you're wondering.

[In an attempt to get a smile, maybe even the uplift of one corner of his mouth?]

Does that mean I can call you Jonathan again?

Be that as it may, I must say I find your nihilism quite entrancing, so why don't you tell me what you think about space, the barge, religion or your place in the world?

I don't have a problem with that. What doses are you looking for?

[Private]

[They see me trolling text. If he's too upset feel free to ignore.]

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if rinzler can't... o'brien can.

I am so, so sorry :|

A voice in his room