doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (More shrink talk)
doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-09-08 09:22 am

[22] - Voice

I have a specimen that I think has lived in a bucket for a little too long. I would like a proper enclosure for it. Admiral, it can be plastic if you don't think I can be trusted with glass. [Crane sounds thoroughly unimpressed by this. He's referring to a non poisonous huntsman spider, that appeared in a Rom Com cupboard with Eddie and himself.]

[Crane pauses before continuing.] I'm rather surprised that the murder in the garden was handled so well. Was it because the culprit was reasonably obvious or due to actual police work?

[Private - Rose]

The garden is less quiet than I would have expected. I trust that you weren't affected by the recent events?

[Private - Hayley]

I want to show you some instructions. I need to know if you're capable of performing them.
ext_987155: (i c what ur doing/sideways/oh clever)

[identity profile] imjustpretty.livejournal.com 2010-09-08 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
And you might be unfamiliar with the concept of conducing a proper crime scene investigation in order to build a solid case. Wouldn't surprise me; seems like that concept is generally an unfamiliar one here on this boat.

Bizarre things like what, for example?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Considering the amount of time I spent sitting through various criminal cases and appearing as an expert witness, I do have some experience in the area.

You might want to ask someone, a warden, to show you. It's too ridiculous to explain any other way.