doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (More shrink talk)
doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-09-08 09:22 am

[22] - Voice

I have a specimen that I think has lived in a bucket for a little too long. I would like a proper enclosure for it. Admiral, it can be plastic if you don't think I can be trusted with glass. [Crane sounds thoroughly unimpressed by this. He's referring to a non poisonous huntsman spider, that appeared in a Rom Com cupboard with Eddie and himself.]

[Crane pauses before continuing.] I'm rather surprised that the murder in the garden was handled so well. Was it because the culprit was reasonably obvious or due to actual police work?

[Private - Rose]

The garden is less quiet than I would have expected. I trust that you weren't affected by the recent events?

[Private - Hayley]

I want to show you some instructions. I need to know if you're capable of performing them.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I hate to be the one to tell you this, Jonathan, but the technicalities don't make you sound any less sociopathic.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I never would have realized. Thank you, really, for enlightening me.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
As always, you're welcome. Paper versions of that brief psychoanalysis are forthcoming.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I would be interested in seeing such a hypothetical report, if only to examine your laughable skills.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
How embarrassing for you to have been figured out by an apparent 'novice'.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt that you've 'figured' me out in any meaningful way.
Edited 2010-09-15 08:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
You doubt wrong. If you've been trying to keep yourself surrounded in mystery this entire time, you've done a terrible job of it.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
There's a vast difference between knowing and understanding.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
As I've managed to accomplish both, I'm very familiar with those differences.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I sincerely doubt that you have. You've certainly achieved quite the ego.

[identity profile] puzzleprince.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Allow my well deserved ego to alleviate your doubts.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
The well deserved aspect is rather debatable.