doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (More shrink talk)
doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-09-08 09:22 am

[22] - Voice

I have a specimen that I think has lived in a bucket for a little too long. I would like a proper enclosure for it. Admiral, it can be plastic if you don't think I can be trusted with glass. [Crane sounds thoroughly unimpressed by this. He's referring to a non poisonous huntsman spider, that appeared in a Rom Com cupboard with Eddie and himself.]

[Crane pauses before continuing.] I'm rather surprised that the murder in the garden was handled so well. Was it because the culprit was reasonably obvious or due to actual police work?

[Private - Rose]

The garden is less quiet than I would have expected. I trust that you weren't affected by the recent events?

[Private - Hayley]

I want to show you some instructions. I need to know if you're capable of performing them.

[identity profile] bargemods.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
And just what is this 'specimen', Doctor Crane?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
A spider. It's perfectly harmless. If anything, I'm performing a community service in keeping it from wandering about.

[identity profile] bargemods.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you are. Fine, done. I'm feeling magnanimous today.

[And yes, Crane, you will now find your very own plastic spider terrarium in some corner of your room.]

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-09-15 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, Admiral.