[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[doctor_j_crane]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Well, that makes it all fine then. You would have said that you felt bad. That certainly compensates.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Well, if you insist.

[private/voice.] - :3

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm still undecided as to whether that's a good thing.

Did you end up assigning the Joker a temporary warden? I haven't seen him yet, but I have the feeling that he's around.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me. Every new development can likely be weaponised in some way. I suppose where I come from doesn't compare - most people haven't yet managed to take over a city, let alone the world.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. Even so, it doesn't make this place more pleasent.

[private/voice.] -

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

I've been meaning to do that... but the whole Zombie thing took control and it wasn't exactly the main priority anymore. Thanks for reminding me.

[peektuttut]

Makes it worthwhile, though.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Why yes, it does! I'm glad thats settled.

[private/voice.] - Lol, Crane's really concerned about the Joker stabbing him. :P

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Well, the zombies were definitly the top priority. I'm just concerned that he might end up hurting people, which we do not need right now.

[private/voice.] - awwww.

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

No, we don't. I agree.

So, better and brighter topics. Is there something you want me to bring you while you work out the death toll? Some books or a snack or something. Depending on whether or not you can keep it down.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You know I was being sarcastic.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Just because it's marginally better then the other option doesn't make it worthwhile.

[private/voice.] - :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Some books from my room would be best. I'm not even going to try to keep down solid food. It won't end well.

[private/voice.] - <3<3

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Alright...

Which books?

[private/voice.]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Names of normal harmless books]. They'll be on my desk.

[private/voice.] - spammity? :D

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

Alright... I'll come down with them.

Re: That kind of awesome, in a horrific way. :D

[lastsonofangtu.livejournal.com]

It was... neither. Tried improvised explosive; take out them and me. It worked... too slow.

[private/voice.] - spammity spam! :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Crane was sitting on a bed in the infirmary, still talking and fiddling with his journal device. The infirmary was still crowded.]

*That's

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Did they manage to escape the blast?

spammity spam! :D

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max wasn't exactly slow about getting there, the books under one arm of her leather jacket and her face a little irate. She didn't particularly like that her inmate was stuck here.]

spammity spam! :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Crane wasn't particularly happy to be stuck in the infirmary either. It was still crowded, mainly with people still suffering the death toll. It was rather telling that Max's appearence was possibly the best thing to happen that day.]

Heart of the party. [He said as a way of greeting, guesturing to the rest of the infirmary.]

spammity spam! :D

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

[Max looked down and smiled, at least he was sitting up right and not feeling miserable.] Hey, I got your books.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Very perceptive of you.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You know, you're not half as amusing as you think you are.

spammity spam! :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Excellent. Hopefully she hadn't looked around too much, there were some suspect things hiding in Crane's room.] Thanks. How did you fare in the port?