[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[doctor_j_crane]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

Comments

Libby would have something to say about this revelation, except she's barely alive right now >.>

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I have this problem too! There's stuff I want to reply to, but I'm pretty sure Crane is dead then :C

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Finally, he gets it.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

As you should know, the normal response to hearing that you're on a magical space barge isn't to just accept it.

...And I believe it less and less every time I say 'magical space barge'.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

That depends really heavily on the kind of life you lived before hearing you're on a magical space barge. For some of us, this is bordering on normal.

paddy'd come bother you. but he's DEAD. :/

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to think that this post was ill-timed. :/

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Was it all so real there you couldn't deny it any longer?

I'm sure it's entertaining for the Admiral to see everyone flounder around. As for the wardens - they get special requests fulfilled, I have heard, if they do graduate their charges.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

More or less, yes. The events of the port were a bit hard to ignore.

What kind of special requests?

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

Well, for some of us we end up dead if we go back without finishing, anyway. At least here the Admiral puts us back together when he's done.

...wait. You're crazy, I shouldn't be talking to you.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Wait, so how this works is if we don't follow the Admiral's little rules, we go back to being dead? That's somewhat extreme.

[private/voice.] - sorry for the delay! i prolly should have requested him back but hnn sick. :CCC

[youdaman.livejournal.com]

It's not really a problem. I take care of my own.

How're you feeling?

ooc: we can move into spam maybe at some point in this thread if you want? she'd probably be doing a lot of check up on him. she's really territorial. XD

[private/voice.] - Nah, it was my bad. I forgot that it needed to happen. >_> (/noobishness)

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Better, despite how I sound. Certainly better off then some people in here.

OOC: Let's spam. :D

[peektuttut]

You're getting a second chance. Isn't that worth the hardship?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You'll excuse me if I think that getting my insides eaten by a zombie seems to be a bit of an excessive cost.

[toldastory]

You're going to aggravate your injuries if you keep doing that.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You're not my warden. There are people worse off who deserve your attention. Prioritise.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to make you an introductory booklet.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

In all seriousness, I fail to understand why there isn't an introductory booklet. It wouldn't be that hard to create, and would stop new inmates from wandering the corridors and asking excessively stupid questions.

[amagicalmystery.livejournal.com]

[injury is making him slightly mellower and less inclined to gloat]

Heh, what, the undead's all it took? Shadow feels a little insulted.

...it's a damn stupid system and I don't trust it a bit, you're right about that much.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

A zombie ate the majority of my chest. Suffice to say, the excessive amount of pain and the time I spent where I was probably dead did make some ground towards convincing me.

The system isn't only stupid, it seems designed to make sure we suffer as much misery as possible. The Admiral must be deeply disturbed.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

For kicks.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It would be nice if you elaborated.

(From another part of Infirmary...)

[lastsonofangtu.livejournal.com]

I... am sorry, you were so injured. *winces*

I chose -- to end myself, before infection turned me against squad.

That kind of awesome, in a horrific way. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

That was probably wise. The way those creatures were, a short sharp shock would have be preferable to the alternative.