[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[doctor_j_crane]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

Comments

It's Batman. He totally causes it. >_> <_< >_>

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I take this as proof that you have no foundation for your worthless claims.

Oh yes definitely. Batman is to blame for every bad thing ever.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Breaking down the foundations might topple the tower. I'd rather not.

Basically. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't think it will. Please, continue.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I did mention it would be pointless to argue with you, and thats all this will bring about.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It's not my responsibility if you don't have the bravery to say what you really think.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

There is a very distinct difference between cowardice and common sense. It would be unwise for me to give you justification for a personal vendetta. Which is one of the issues I could mention, but I'm not about to give you an in-depth explanation.

Crane totally has a vendetta

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't have a personal vendetta against you. If you're really that paranoid, perhaps you should tend more towards self examination. You may find it helpful for your mental well being.

Gdit Eddie. Now he'll have to buy Crane flowers.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Not yet, you don't. Well, Probably. Hopefully. I'm not a fan of the vicious circles anger creates.

Dawww. Crane has a vendetta against like, half the barge. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not. After all, if you become a creature of anger, it seems to common response today if to fly through the street attacking people while dressed as a giant bat.

Then Crane deserves many flowers. 8D

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Seems more like a creature of inadequacy.

:D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Yes, it does, doesn't it? I have always been of the firm opinion that he was compensating for something. Perhaps he is quite deformed under the suit. I did set him on fire, once.

;D

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I have an inkling that he isn't. He doesn't seem like a Phantom of the Opera type.

You set him on fire? There must be a story behind that.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Perhaps not.

He had attacked numerous people, and interrupted my operation. It was for the greater good.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

What was for the greater good? His intervention or the introduction of fire?

[He's just kidding. He knows.]

Batman does have the tendency to swoop in at the most inappropriate of times.

I want someone to play a Batman/Bruce Wayne so much. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

The introduction of fire made things somewhat more amusing then they might have been otherwise.

Yes. He did. Knew how to make an enterence, if nothing else. At least he's not currently here.

It would be so amaaaazing nngh

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have any qualms with Batman showing up here. He's a pleasant individual when he's not successfully bleeding me.

I put a thing in the requested characters thingmabob, but I dunno if anyone is interested. :C

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I've never known the Batman being anything close to pleasant. He used my own fear gas on me when I was unarmed.

I'll search around a bit >:

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

He's intelligent -- not as intelligent as me, but intelligent. The stimulating conversations he provides is as close to pleasant as he gets.

Thankies. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like my Batman. Mine has two modes: hitting things and hitting things harder. It doesn't have a great deal of intellectual differenciation.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

There must be some intelligence involved. He wouldn't be successful in his endeavors, otherwise.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

He certainly is quite sucessful. I do wonder how much additional help he must have. He could hardly pay for the suit by himself.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

That depends on how much money he has access to.

Just out of curiosity, what materials is his suit made out of?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. It looks almost military grade though. Suffice to say, he's not wearing hockey pads.

Why am I loling so hard. It's just 'hockey pads'.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Well, thats an improvement. He often used to wear his underpants on the outside.

I loled when it happened in the movie as well. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Now, that's just sad. Did people really take him seriously?