doctor_j_crane

I'm back, so certain people can stop celebrating. [Ah, paranoia. Crane sounds pretty bad. The wonders of death toll. You may notice that he's trying a bit too hard to be casual.] I hadn't died since September and I hadn't died outside of a port. I suppose I'll have to start my count again of how many days it's been. How disappointing.

[Private - Hayley]

I might be here for another day or so. I assume that you can feed my spiders?

[Private - Marquis]

Did Iago offer you any explanation in particular for what he did?

[Added later - Infirmary filter, minus Rex]

I refuse to let Rex have anything to do with my treatment. We've got far too much negative history. I'm not doubting his skills, but surely some of you can see that it isn't a positive situation to put either of us in?

[OOC: Crane's chilling in the infirmary, being generally mopey. Feel free to throw up spam threads.]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]