[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[doctor_j_crane]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

Comments

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Which seems like a logical fallacy to me. He likely does all of this just for his own amusement. He probably gains great pleasure from watching us all suffer.

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Who else would offer to make a man pregnant with spiders?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

That is highly cruel and unusual. Was he serious, or making some kind of misguided attempt at humor?

[wandthief.livejournal.com]

I do not doubt he could make it happen if he had wanted to.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Well, that isn't a mental image that I needed. Clearly, he must be able to bend the rules of science to make such a thing possible.