[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[doctor_j_crane]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

Comments

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing it's not the latter.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Now, I wouldn't say that. I do care about your feelings. They're a vital foundation to your current mental state, which may well be quite disturbed by the trauma.

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

And since when did you care about my mental state?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that not allowed? Am I stepping over an inmate/warden boundary?

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

It's not about allowed or not allowed or inmate/warden whatever, it's that you never seemed to like me before and I can hardly see why you'd have started now.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't like you. I'm just gathering information. You'd be suprised about what can come in useful in the future.

[alzarian-youth.livejournal.com]

It's not going to be useful later. I'm done talking to you.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Well, if you insist.