[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[doctor_j_crane]

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

Comments

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

You make it sound like a consciously try to be amusing.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You are. I know your type.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

What 'type' might this be?

In the baseball post, Crane nominated Eddie for umpire in the name of trolling. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Well, I would tell you, but people around here don't seem to appriciate my analysis. So perhaps I'll keep it to myself.

That is the most frustrating job anyone could ever give Eddie. Oh Crane. <3

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I have my doubts about its accuracy, but go on. I'm not going to jump to the extremes of reaction if its something I find displeasing.

Passive aggressiveness makes life fun. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Does the phrase sociopathic narcissist mean anything to you?

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Your name comes to mind, yes.

Lol, Eddie hit the nail right on the head. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Again, your attempts to be amusing are unnecessary and fall quite flat.

Just going to continue hitting that nail XD

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I could say the same about your attempt at evasion.

/Hammer noises

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm not attempting to evade. If anyone is, it's you. You keep attempting to transfer your issues onto me.

/More hammer noises

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

We call that projecting, which is what you're currently doing. And not very subtly, I might add.

But since you're not evading, lets talk about this sociopathic narcissism of yours.

/Hammery hammery

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't need projection explained to me. It's just another example of you being patronizing.

And we have nothing to talk about.

/Hammer flies into a glass window

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Is that what I come off as? Not my intention. Honest.

Oh, but you're a shining example, Dr. Crane. Narcissism isn't the word I'd use, of course. Any bright mind knows its a besmirchment on psychology. It might as well be wiped from the dictionary. It's omittance would save you psychologists a lot of time and effort when faced with the eccentric characteristics of the greatest minds of our time.

Sociopathic and Psychopathic is what I would use, in your case.

/Crane is about two steps from plotting revenge. :P

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you are highly qualified to make that judgement. I'm hardly going to listen to your half baked analysis.

/Eddie isn't being a jerk on purpose, I swear.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I don't expect you to. You're a psychopath, after all.

Crane is normally a jerk on purpose, but sometimes just has social fail. :P

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I am not a psychopath. There is nothing in my behaviour to indicate that.

Eddie always has social fail pfft.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright. It's evidently pointless to try and argue with you.

It's Batman. He totally causes it. >_> <_< >_>

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I take this as proof that you have no foundation for your worthless claims.

Oh yes definitely. Batman is to blame for every bad thing ever.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Breaking down the foundations might topple the tower. I'd rather not.

Basically. :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't think it will. Please, continue.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

I did mention it would be pointless to argue with you, and thats all this will bring about.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It's not my responsibility if you don't have the bravery to say what you really think.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

There is a very distinct difference between cowardice and common sense. It would be unwise for me to give you justification for a personal vendetta. Which is one of the issues I could mention, but I'm not about to give you an in-depth explanation.

Crane totally has a vendetta

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I don't have a personal vendetta against you. If you're really that paranoid, perhaps you should tend more towards self examination. You may find it helpful for your mental well being.

Gdit Eddie. Now he'll have to buy Crane flowers.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Not yet, you don't. Well, Probably. Hopefully. I'm not a fan of the vicious circles anger creates.