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doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-06-22 07:18 pm
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[8] - Post-Port (Video)
[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]
Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.
[Pause]
Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.
[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]
My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?
[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]
Why do all of you people put up with this?
[Private - Max]
Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]
Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.
[Pause]
Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.
[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]
My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?
[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]
Why do all of you people put up with this?
[Private - Max]
Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]
[oh, uhm, video btw (derp)]
Fine first death toll. Ought to be nominated for an award.
[tries to golf-clap and OW that smarts]
...huh, I think I actually agree with you for once. Man - if he's a man - must be a damn sadist. With twice the sins of the Inmates combined, far as I'm concerned.
With how many folks disappear and never come back, I don't believe him a bit, either.
O-M-G, they might actually be having a positive conversation. The Admiral: uniting inmates in hate.
I think something should be done about it. There must be some way to hold him accountable, if not just asking what the hell is going on.
Apparently Faci's very forgiving if the other guy humbles himself by getting eviscerated.
There's a new message 'bout it every other week, no one does anything. Either they find out they can't, or it gets nipped in the bud real fast. I don't even wanna know how.
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I find it odd that no one even wants to see if these things are preventable, or how we could brace ourselves against them. It's like they're happy with just letting it go on.
<33 (And now someone, somewhere, will begin shipping it. Even if they kill each other later.)
They may have tried. May have learned why you shouldn't try. Or maybe it's just that whenever the complaining starts to get real loud, some Inmate off and vanishes and shows up again "reformed", keeps everyone quiet. I just know I ain't tilting at this windmill by myself.
...That's a hilariously awesome ship. Love it! :D
The vanishing concerns me as well. I've always wondered if those inmates were close to reaching the truth of the Admiral and this place, only to be spirited away with no explanation. This reforming, as you indicated, does seem to be rather close to brain washing.
The whole Barge needs one of those pairing randomizers.
[chuckles as he realizes something] Ain't too far from your asylum theory, is it? Just doesn't line us up as a pack of delusional fools.
The crack that would result would be awesome.
[Sighs, or more correctly, makes an ugly rasping sound.] I still can't quite get my head around the fact that this place exists.
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You're a quarter crazy or something anyway, ain't you? So run with it a little.
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If I am, it's entirely the fault of the Batman.
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You ain't doin' wonders for your case here, Crane, I'm just sayin'.
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he's being a goodnatured asshole instead of just an asshole. progress! :D
Heh, all right, in all seriousness. Any story about someone called 'the Batman' is gonna entertain me for at least fifteen minutes. How'd he make you crazy?
Progress indeed! :D
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Chemicals that make you see things - that sounds real familiar. This bat study at the school of irony, by any chance?
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It didn't give him the right. He doesn't kill, or he didn't then, but he did that. It was very hypocritical.
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Either case, you wanted to see what happened, didn't you? Now you've got a perfect view.
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An' you still see things now?
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...I don't know. If the barge is real, maybe, maybe not. Strange things do happen around here though, so it's hard to tell if it's just me.
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Heh, well. Ask me, then.
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