[4] - Post Flood

[doctor_j_crane]

I don't even need to ask what that was. Changing the 'barge' drugs in the air to some kind of 'cruise' drugs? Amnesia as a side effect isn't even surprising.

To the people I was socialising with on the roof, I assure you, we weren't partaking in anything fatal. Just some recreational materials that I happened to have. No harm done.

To everyone else who I encountered, I am not an accountant. I am a certified psychiatrist, and no, I don't have any 'side businesses.'


OOC: Crane would rather admit to dealing drugs then stealing stuff from the garden and risking exposing the fact he's trying to make a chemical concoction. I may also be slow in responses because I'm pretty sick, but I thought I should get the post up instead of backdating it later. :3

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[SPAM JUST CAUSE I CAN]

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Want him to kick you down some stairs now??]

[Alastair is just loitering around Crane's level with no where in particular to be or do]

[Spam-in-a-Can] LOL STAIRS. ILU

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[After spending a while writing to various people on the bizarre messaging/journal system on his laptop, Crane decides to wander up to the roof to make sure all of the 'evidence' is gone. He goes out into the hallway and sees... a man in the distance. Crane hesitates, but decides to approach him on his way to the stairs.]

[Spam is delishush ham]

[cantrunfromme.livejournal.com]

[Alastair's memories from the last few days were fresh. He was pleased he hadn't done anything too embarrassing but knew he wouldn'g have done anything out of sorts so assured he was of his character. He heard a noise at the end of the hallway. Lifting his head up he saw the good doctor Crane, manipulator... deciever... you know, a guy he could like.]

Doctor! [A wide smile cracked his face] Catching the night air? I read in reader's digest the inhalation of rust particles does wonders for your lungs, previously deceased or not.

[Spam is the man]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

[Up closer, Crane recognised Alastair from the rather disturbing video he had displayed a while ago. He remembered their deal, although he didn't know if he actually wanted on going through with it. Damn cold feet... the infirmary still needed investigation.]

Alastair. [Crane said, offering his hand.] Nice to finally meet in person. You look much improved since I last saw you.

[preachyrose.livejournal.com]

Just happened to have?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Given some of the other things people have on board, it's not that surprising. It might have even been what you gave me in exchange for borrowing the flints.

[preachyrose.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope not. What exactly...happened?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

A mistake based on a lack of knowledge. No one was hurt, if anything, the whole situation is just a bit embarrassing.

How did you fare during the last few days?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

C'mon, I wouldn't have smoked it if I thought it was going to fuck me up.

I'd have damn well known better.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'll keep your expertise in mind for the future.

[Private]

So, you have a lot of experience in the area?

private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Former drug dealer, mate. By the fucking way, I've had hallucinations, and this ain't fucking one. No drug can pull this shit off.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm a specialist in drugs that create hallucinations. The one here does seem to be very advanced and oddly consistent, but trust me, it's possible.

A drug dealer. That actually is fairly interesting. I'm gathering by former that you're implying that it's hard to get product around here?

[jungledoctor.livejournal.com]

You're a psychiatrist?

Where did you study?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Gotham University. I also have qualifications in psychopharmacology.

[peektuttut]

What kind of recreational materials?

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I firmly believe that is none of your business.

[peektuttut]

Come on, idle curiosity.

[future-games.livejournal.com]

...You can't seriously still believe this is an asylum?

Cue crazy rant

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Of course it's an asylum. There's no other rational explanation, and it's obviously part of some larger conspiracy, and even though the rest of you don't seem to believe it, that still doesn't change the fact that they're leeching the chemicals into us through the air and we all keep on breathing them in and breathing them in and then wonder why we think we're on a cruise.

[Voice]

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

What..."drugs in the air" are you talking about?

[Voice]

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

The one's that make us believe we're on this barge.

[Voice]

[doeswhatido.livejournal.com]

How many drugs have you done in your life?

[requiresssacrifice]

It would be so nice if the Barge could truly be explained away as the side-effect of hallucinogenic drugs.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

It's the only rational explanation. I've been trying not to mention it, because people here seem so used to it that they tend to have hostile reactions if one brings it up.

[requiresssacrifice]

Mm. I don't think there are any drugs in the air.

...

I think they're in the food. See what happens if you skip the meals for a few days.