[4] - Post Flood

[doctor_j_crane]

I don't even need to ask what that was. Changing the 'barge' drugs in the air to some kind of 'cruise' drugs? Amnesia as a side effect isn't even surprising.

To the people I was socialising with on the roof, I assure you, we weren't partaking in anything fatal. Just some recreational materials that I happened to have. No harm done.

To everyone else who I encountered, I am not an accountant. I am a certified psychiatrist, and no, I don't have any 'side businesses.'


OOC: Crane would rather admit to dealing drugs then stealing stuff from the garden and risking exposing the fact he's trying to make a chemical concoction. I may also be slow in responses because I'm pretty sick, but I thought I should get the post up instead of backdating it later. :3

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Private - he won't ask, because so has he. :/

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...I won't ask.

Absofuckinglutely. I don't get all these fuckers who just sit around winging about wanting to go home and then don't get up and do the only fucking thing they can do about it, and that's realise you've fucked up, do something to fix it, and surprise surprise, you get to go fucking home.

Private - :(

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm unclear what kind of sentencing provisions they have here. So, if you genuinely reform, they just let you go?

Private - tied up and jacked full of heroin. :( indeed.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

That's what I've figured, yup. That's what the fucking warden says, and people seem to have pissed off when they've 'graduated' or whatever the fuck.

Private - canon is brutal. :(

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

So that leaves us with two options. Either they're telling the truth and we honestly get to leave, or they really take us somewhere else.

Private - it is. :/

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Snape's fucked off and come back again. I don't think they're fucking lying.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Is he stable? They could always be transferring inmates to Blackgate once there's less crazy hanging around, and sending them back if necessary.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Aside from getting pissed off his arse last night? Fucking decent by my standards.

Blackgate?

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Strange, I have to admit.

It's a nearby high security prison.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Never fucking heard it. I've been in fucking prisons too, mate.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You've spent a while serving various sentences then?

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

One sentence, and my son and wife have been inside. Seven fucking years, mind. Unlike all the other pansy fuckers here, I've been to real prison.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You are quite right. Prison is quite different from other places. It's more brutal. It's a pity about your family, as well.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

You ever fucking been, mate?

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Not as an prisoner, no. I sometimes did psychiatric evaluations on prisoners though.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Not the fucking same. You've got no room to talk about fucking prison.

Private - this will end well :D

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Considering my experience and qualifications in the area, I think I do.

Private - oh so fucking well.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

No, fuck off. You don't. All you psychologist folks think you know what it's fucking like, think you can talk to prisoners and watch them and analyse the fuck out of us. But you don't have a fucking clue what prison fucking means until you've been there. You fucking can't and never fucking will.

Private - Sorry, I replaced a comment and it didn't reappear.

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

Psychiatrist, not psychologist. Your rehabilitation will go particularly well if you can't even have a casual conversation with one. Did you have a bad experience in the past, perhaps?

Private -

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

This ain't nothing to do with your profession. It's to do with the fucking fact that you can't really, properly talk or understand something you haven't gone and fucking done yourself.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

You can and do. The majority of the information the modern human mind processes is not due to direct stimulus, but through materials that inform you of it indirectly. I can have a complete understanding of prison without ever having been there.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

But you won't know what it's like to be a fucking prisoner. And that's what I'm fucking talking about.

Private

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I happen to know a great deal about the experience of prisoners. I've written several papers.

Re: Private

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Your papers count for shit all. You've never had your freedom taken away from you for seven-fucking-years.

Private - lol Crane is a dick

[doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com]

I understand the psychology behind it, which is sufficient, even if I won't be able to convince you that it is. Suffice to say, you are now probably filled with rage and bitterness against the system and life in general.

Re: Private - lol Crane is a dick

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...actually, I quite fucking like my life. I can't wait to get fucking back to it, remember?

So fuck you.