[92] - [Private/Public]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]

Comments

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

What's locked up?

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

The hospital, where the sick people are.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Moon-brained sick? [Why else would you need to lock a hospital?]

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Yes. [Excellent wardening, thy name is Crane.] If too many people go in and out, everyone will get sick with it. So I want to make sure that all the keys are safe.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

What? Crazy ain't contagious. I know this lady Lacy, she's my ma's friend from church, she got a boy touched in the brain and no one ever cracked up around him.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

There are different kinds of insanity. This one is very, very contagious.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

[Well this is interesting. Nothing to pique a twelve-year-old's interest quite as much as a potentially gruesome type of sickness.] Yeah? What's it do to people?

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Horrible, horrible things. I'd tell you, but it would probably give you nightmares.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Fàng pì! Takes more'n getting sick to give me nightmares.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Fine. Their eyes fall out and then their brains come out of their eye sockets. So stay away from the infirmary.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

That can happen? [And you are hiding this fantastic spectacle away?] Shiny.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Yes, it can happen. It's awful and not 'shiny' in the least. You don't want to see it.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

You don't know what I wanna see.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

Do you want your eyes to fall out?

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

They ain't going anywhere if I look.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

They will, even if you just look without the proper protection. There are much more interesting places to go on the barge. Find Dean Winchester and do whatever activity he's invented.

[Private]

[useofaswhat]

Then I'll figure out how t'look proper. And I dunno who that is, I'm not going.

[Private]

[doctor_j_crane]

To be fair, do you actually know anyone on this boat? Find Winchester, make a new friend.