doctor_j_crane: Crane looking unimpressed. (O rly)
doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2012-10-23 03:25 pm

[92] - [Private/Public]

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]
trenchcoatedly: ✪<lj user=palejewels> (Φ child † to the sky)

Re: video

[personal profile] trenchcoatedly 2012-10-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Crane, you have likely not gotten this were you born yesterday? face out of a 7-year-old before.]

Plants aren't dangerous to angels. Everyone knows that.
trenchcoatedly: ✪<lj user=palejewels> (Φ child † to the sky)

Re: video

[personal profile] trenchcoatedly 2012-10-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not! Angels protect humans. That's why I have to protect this key.

Your friend shouldn't be breaking into greenhouses. He could get hurt.
trenchcoatedly: ✪<lj user=palejewels> (Φ child † to the sky)

Re: video

[personal profile] trenchcoatedly 2012-10-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I promise. And I don't ever lie. Ever!