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doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-06-22 07:18 pm

[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Not you. I don't know how it works or anything, but inmates can't leave, anyway, so it's not like not following his rules will...do anything. I mean, you'll be punished by the Wardens, but...my agreement with the Admiral was if I reform someone, I get to be alive again. When inmates disappear, they're not dead but...it's different.

Maybe I wouldn't be dead, either, but I'm afraid of finding out.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
So, you're saying that I could do whatever I like with no cosmic consequences, except for the wardens being irritated? I'm not sure if that's the best advice to be giving an inmate.

Although, that said, your concern about what happens when people disappear is valid. No one seems to think anything of it, but the fact that people are just gone one day is disturbing.

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I meant at all! I just meant you wouldn't go back to being dead!

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
So, if I'm not going back to being dead, would you? If you didn't fulfil your part of the deal?

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I think I would. I don't know for sure.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's certainly an incentive if ever I saw one. So why don't you have an inmate?

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. I had one, but he was one of the ones that disappeared without reason.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps the Admiral doesn't want you to leave? If he won't give you the chance to fulfil your side of the bargin...

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
You're being ridiculous. Why would he want me to stay if I wasn't doing anything to help?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're attributing the Admiral with too much logical behaviour. You might be the equivalent of an inmate, and not even know it.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just throwing ideas around. I'm not saying that anything is certain, just that it's possible.

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they're not terribly pleasant or likely ideas.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Who are you to judge if they're likely or not? It's not like you have some special insight into the Admiral's mind.

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
No, but remember, I did agree to come here.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
A foolish decision on your part, I have to say.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Even after everything that's happened on the barge?

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! I'll be very glad when I can go, of course, but living once I'm done with the Barge will be worth it.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever get off here. Which I think you would be doubting, if you were wise.

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
And then my life here is better, no matter how it goes, than burning some more in a crashing freighter!

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Is that how you died? It sounds rather traumatic. Did you burn to death, or was it the smoke?

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Bur--I don't want to talk about it. Not with you. Why are you even asking this?

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I'm curious. Perhaps I care about your tender little feelings.

[identity profile] alzarian-youth.livejournal.com 2010-06-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing it's not the latter.