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doctor_j_crane ([personal profile] doctor_j_crane) wrote2010-06-22 07:18 pm

[8] - Post-Port (Video)

[It's pretty clear by the large amount of people in the background that Crane's currently sitting in the infirmary.]

Apparently, zombies exist and are fairly hungry. [Crane sounds absolutely terrible. As in worst sore throat ever. Important things got eaten by the zombies, bb.] Also, we seem to actually be on a magical barge.

[Pause]

Cue the candid camera moment. Your experiment is successful. I actually have gone so far over the other edge of things that I think this place might actually exist.

[Five seconds of slow clapping. Clap, clap, clap.]

My main question is why would the Admiral do this to us? What does he gain? Why is this happening? Why are we here? What are you wardens getting from this? Why not just leave us to rot after being dead?

[After putting that large amount of effort into that little rant, Crane bursts into a fit of some pretty serious coughing. After he finishes, he turns back to the camera, even raspier then before.]

Why do all of you people put up with this?


[Private - Max]

Thanks. For keeping me company in the infirmary. [Not sarcastic, genuine.]

spammity spam! - Yeah. As future plot warning, he's probs going to get mindscrewed by the Joker :C

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-27 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's reasonable. [Crane shrugged.] Besides, they have their own wardens to handle their... unique behavioural issues.

spammity spam! - awwww. :C sad for crane and sad that i'll ENJOY reading that. :P

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's more or less it. [Max reaffirmed with a playful tone.] You can come to me when it matters though... and I'll have your back.

spammity spam! - Not sad! I game stalk so much. >__>

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'd offer you the same in return, but you seem to have this place worked out. [Crane shrugged.]

spammity spam! - lol. you're turning into my favwit. <3 xP

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-28 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Max lifted her hands and dropped them exasperatedly.] I've been here for about a year, that's more or less a given.

spammity spam! - *hug moment* <33<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
That's a lot of time to spend in this anarchy. Couldn't you leave, if you wanted? [Crane couldn't keep a little bit of resentment out of his tone. At least Max had that option.]

spammity spam! - /loves all over

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
To be completely honest... [Max said with a repressed breath.] This place is better than home ever was.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Better? [Crane sounded horrified, if anything.] What kind of place did you come from?

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
We'll just say the good guys were self invested and third world America isn't pretty. [She didn't want to go into WHAT she was.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
The 'good guys' are always self invested. [Crane had to smile a bit at that.] They claim to be doing the right thing, but are always only protecting their own interests.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Max pointed a finger.] You and I both know that's a 'generalization,' but for the mass majority. Yeah.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Crane shrugged.] Just because it's a generalization doesn't mean it's wrong. Frankly, I don't think many wardens are here out a deep interest in helping others.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
You could be right and you could be wrong. [She returned the shrug.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
You disagree? [Crane wasn't sure if the barge had shown otherwise.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I think you couldn't know without getting to know everyone and a lot of what you're saying is based on assumption. [Her lips quirked up a bit.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
It's not an assumption, it's using a set sample to determine a trend. [Crane wasn't about to admit that he probably did need to do more research on such an issue.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I like to have a little more faith in people than that. [She admitted.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Faith is over rated. [Crane guestured to the rest of the infirmary.] All these people had faith in the Admiral to keep them safe, and look what happened.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think faith is what you make of it. [Max returned.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Like the barge in general. [Crane didn't sound like he believed it one bit.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Max just smiled.] Someday you'll mean that.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt it. [Crane rubbed his face.] It seems like the people who go along with it and the people who don't have much the same result. The floods and ports don't spare many.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm going to go on and be cliche and say life's what you make of it. [She pulled a face.] Especially because I think you need to hear some positivity.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
Positivity is normally lacking on the barge. So I suppose it helps. [Said very begrudgingly.]

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] youdaman.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Super straight face.] That's a start.

spammity spam! - <3<3<3

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-07-01 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
If you like to think of it that way. [He shrugs.]