doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Seen my mask?)
2010-10-22 09:13 am

[31] - Video

[So terribly public.]

Let's have a conversation, shall we? What's a theme that no one has ever discussed? Let me think. The wardens, perhaps? How terrible they are? How your warden does love you enough? How you feel like there's not justice in the system? [Crane laughs.]

Let's reestablish the facts. You have been kidnapped. You are being held in a prison against your will, by force. You have been stripped of your powers, if you have any. You have a personal jailer. This is not a situation where you can expect justice. This is not a situation where you have 'human rights'. You do not have control. You cannot change this situation. [Crane almost says resistance is futile, but that seems like laying it on a bit thick.]

Arthas is right. By all means, sit and whine impotently or take the other option of rising against the wardens. But do you know something? It won't make a difference. You cannot overthrow them. If you want to leave, you're either going to disappear one morning or you're going to graduate.

[Pause in the rant. Crane shrugs.]

I have a truly strange suggestion. Perhaps due to my aversion of simply disappearing one day, why don't we all focus a little bit harder on attempting to graduate? Swing did it. It can't be that hard. And frankly, [dropping to a low, 'meaningful' voice.] how many of you can say that here is really all that worse then where you would have been otherwise?

[OOC: What do you do when you finally have the promise of lab access? Make a pro-warden speech! Behold, a pretty obvious attempt to get Capa's trust so Crane can make more fear toxin to make everyone have an extra wonderful day.]
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (More shrink talk)
2010-09-08 09:22 am

[22] - Voice

I have a specimen that I think has lived in a bucket for a little too long. I would like a proper enclosure for it. Admiral, it can be plastic if you don't think I can be trusted with glass. [Crane sounds thoroughly unimpressed by this. He's referring to a non poisonous huntsman spider, that appeared in a Rom Com cupboard with Eddie and himself.]

[Crane pauses before continuing.] I'm rather surprised that the murder in the garden was handled so well. Was it because the culprit was reasonably obvious or due to actual police work?

[Private - Rose]

The garden is less quiet than I would have expected. I trust that you weren't affected by the recent events?

[Private - Hayley]

I want to show you some instructions. I need to know if you're capable of performing them.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Finger hmm)
2010-08-21 02:01 pm

[20] - Video

[Crane looks unimpressed, and his hair is still slightly wet although he has changed his clothes.]

To the hilarious individual who decided to put a bucket of water on top of one of the second floor doors? Thank you. Really. That made my morning so much better. [End sarcasm, and behold Crane's obvious irritation. Even though he got a bucket out of the experience.]

[Warden filter, plus Rose]

Nygma, I've got a riddle for you. Who's been asking questions about you, because they seem to be in search of blackmail material or some other weak point?

As a clue, it isn't me.

[Private to Piper]

Look at me, being an excellent example of an inmate and reporting something untoward happening. Do I get a reward?