[86] - [Voice]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Private to Kay, Narvin and Dracula]

Given that the prototype for the tranquilizer is going so well, it's probably time that we tried it out. We'll need a delivery system and something or someone to test it on. Voluntarily, of course. I also think the CES might also offer a controlled, yet variable environment to do testing in.

[Private to Infirmary Staff]

Who is in charge in the infirmary at the moment and which one of you is Simon Tam?

[Public]

How many of you know basic first aid? I assume that most of you know next to nothing, but I'd quite like to be proven wrong.

Comments

[ Video ]

[doctor_j_crane]

What do you mean by that?

[Tranq filter]

[nolongerhollow]

I am the strongest vampire aboard, and the fastest regenerator. I have no doubt of that. If a dose can take me down there should be no problem with the others.

Besides, it will be fun.

[He apparently has an odd idea of "fun".]

[rass_bestie]

I work in the infirmary.

[ Video ]

[surfaceshine]

I mean that good luck keeping first aid kits stocked out in general population. Oh, and don't put anything dangerous in 'em.

[bodilesswarrior]

[Barbara nods.] Sounds sensible.

...Is mass injury a common thing?

[Tranq filter]

[doctor_j_crane]

Well, it would be very convenient. I'll set a date as soon as the prototype is ready. Thank you.

[ Video ]

[doctor_j_crane]

I would make sure that they were harmless. Furthermore, I'd hope that people who were competent enough to use a first aid kit would be smart enough to keep it stocked.

[doctor_j_crane]

There have been occasions. The consequences aren't pretty, as you can imagine.

[doctor_j_crane]

Are you a doctor?

[rass_bestie]

Are you going to tell me why you're so curious?

[ Video ]

[surfaceshine]

I'm just saying, seems like this is something that would've already happened if there weren't a reason why it hasn't.

I mean, gimme a long enough ace bandage or strip of gauze, and I can tie someone up pretty secure.

[...not that he has or anything, of course.]

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[knowsaboutanger]

Oh... well that isn't really a bad idea actually.

[Infirmary Filter]

[anidiotchild]

Then I suppose we're just going to have to learn to tolerate each other.

[Tranq filter]

[nolongerhollow]

Excellent. I shall talk to you then.

[doctor_j_crane]

I'm considering getting more involved in the infirmary.

[ Video ]

[doctor_j_crane]

I very much doubt that. The Admiral doesn't provide unless you ask.

I'm sure you can. Wouldn't you prefer to have more resources, though?

[Infirmary Filter]

[doctor_j_crane]

Ideally. Merlin has organized that we have an interview, in the spirit of quality control.

voice;

[doctor_j_crane]

My thoughts exactly. Things can only improve.

[Tranq filter]

[doctor_j_crane]

Excellent. Thank you, again, for your assistance.

[rass_bestie]

Well, then volunteer, rather than decide to interrogate anyone with medical knowledge.

[ Video ]

[surfaceshine]

Preference doesn't hold a lotta sway around here. I asked about it when I first got here and got shot down.

By all means.

voice;

[knowsaboutanger]

And considering how often people get into accidents in here you'd have thought someone would already have done something about it.

I'm Kara. Kara Zor-El.

[bodilesswarrior]

All too well. [She rubs her forehead.] The better prepared we are, the better.

[Infirmary Filter]

[anidiotchild]

I guess I'll see you there.

voice;

[doctor_j_crane]

My thoughts exactly.

Jonathan Crane. It's good to meet you.