doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (In my crazy corner)
2011-05-28 10:49 pm

[57] - [Video]

[The angle swings around a bit before it settles on Crane. It's hard to work the buttons with his hands shaking like that. Ah, fear toxin karma. The best variety. Crane is talking very, very quickly.]

It's compelling. Rationally, I am aware of exactly what process my mind is going through. My body. Pulse racing. Perception warping. I can almost pinpoint to the minute of when I would have been dosed. When the reaction began. [Pause.] Perhaps when it ends. Possibly fatally. It depends on the dosage. If I've built up a resistance. If the resistance still lasts through the death toll.

[Crane twitches, before moving slightly to the left, as if there was something sitting next to him.]

I have quite a list of suspects. The Bat Man, for obvious reasons. Eames, in the spirit of extreme wardening. Perhaps. Nygma, because... [Crane trails off. There's no good reason.] It could have been any of you. All of you.

[Crane twitches again, before shifting the camera away from himself.]

I tried to take notes. [He continues, in a very slow voice.] But the hallucinations make it hard to see exactly what I've written. [The camera hovers over a notebook. Crane's right. He's written most of his sentences over the top of each other. What little is legible is a collection of disturbed rambling.] Writing it down didn't help. It didn't help at all.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking to the left, making a weird face. (Not awesome)
2011-02-20 08:50 am

[42] - [Voice, so painfully public]

I would like to apologize- [He stops, because he sounds sarcastic. It's like a natural reflex. He continues on more normally.] I would sincerely like to apologize to Hayley Stark for dosing her with a highly unpleasant fear toxin last July, according to the calendar that the Admiral has inflicted on us. It was unwarranted in her case.

[Added later: Crane sounds exasperated.] And in the case of anyone else who was affected at the time.

[Added even later: Crane's getting used to it.] Including people who were directly killed as a result of it, otherwise indirectly impacted or generally traumatized by the experience. At the time I clearly needed to work out who was deserving of what.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Sure/Conern)
2011-01-30 04:29 pm

[40] - [Voice]

[Sounding irritated. And is so oblivious to the fact he's been gone for a while, but has noticed quite a few new posts. Even if Crane hasn't bothered to read them.]

It's amazing how much all of you can talk in one day. This is some kind of flood, I assume?

[Added later. Angry Crane is angry.]

Oh, good show, Admiral. I'll keep in mind that abrupt disappearances are now one of the many punishment options that you offer alongside floods, ports and zero. Bravo.


[Private - Eddie]

Are you in the infirmary? [That fear toxin was heavy stuff.]

[Private - Hayley]

I had to use that toxin for other purposes. It wasn't anything personal.

[Private - Eames]

We need to talk. [Added later.] Did you know that the Admiral was going to do that?
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking like he's arguing. (Let me explain)
2011-01-02 07:59 pm

[39] - [Voice/Video]

[Warden Filter]

I'm not sure which one of you is Arthas' warden, because I've never really cared that much before, but why is he not in zero? Constantly? Surely you could just keep him in there for a week, bring him up for an hour, and then put him in there for another week.

[Private - Eames]

Want to see something interesting? In the spirit of honesty and full disclosure? [Have a video of Arthas' note before it swaps back to voice.] I'm going to end up dead by the end of the week. [Said like it's a fact.]

[Private - Eddie]

You know that bit where you implied that this was under control? This is not under control.

[Added later - Private - Tirion]

Apparently you're Arthas' warden. You should contact my warden, Eames. I've got an issue with Arthas, to say the least.


[OOC: Crane is not amused by Arthas' note. And sorry for the Crane spam, guys. :c]
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (This is awkward.)
2011-01-01 07:40 pm

[38] [Voice] - Private, Eames

[Have a long pause before he starts talking. The pause of someone who's just found some quite important stuff missing from their room. And a rather familiar poker chip.]

I got your calling card, Eames. Should I be anticipating a trip to zero? [He's more worried about the antenna than the fear toxin.]
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Sure/Conern)
2010-12-31 12:42 pm

[37] - [Voice]

For those of you who are obviously behind on barge etiquette, I would recommend pretending that the flood never happened. Never underestimate the power of repression. After all, no one likes to be reminded of that time that they spent a whole day acting ridiculously, even if it is preserved on the journals for prosperity.

[Added later.]

Has anyone spoken to Hayley Stark lately?


[Private - Eames]

Hypothetically, if I were to give you a rather important piece of information, what are the chances of you not running to the rest of the wardens with it?

[Private - Edward Nygma]

We need to talk now. There's been a development with the fear toxin. It's not for the better.

[Private - Hayley]

I need to talk to you. There's a developing situation that you need to be aware of.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Shrink Talk)
2010-10-03 04:08 pm

[28] - Voice

One never realizes how pleasant the room system is until one is forced into close proximity with others. Still, I suppose the infirmary does what it can given that they're far from a trained medical team. It's almost adequate, especially given the bizarre medical situations that they're faced with. It's a pity that qualified inmates aren't allowed to take any significant role. [Subtle hinting there Crane.]

[Private - Ms Rose]

I'll need the key to my room back. I trust that everything went well?

[Private - Edward Nygma]

I need to talk to you about using your equipment. It's for something slightly different than in the past. I also need to pick up my sample of the fear toxin.

[Private - Piper]

[Pause at the start before Crane starts talking.] I haven't told anyone about the situation with your son. I don't intend to do so. It's too much leverage for any other inmates.
doctor_j_crane: Crane looking neutral. (Distance)
2010-09-17 12:08 am

[23] - Voice

My new warden is a detective. The irony is not lost on me, Admiral. [Sigh.] It does make one wonder. Does anyone actually like their warden?

[Private - Hayley]

Is your warden likely to search your room?

[Private - Rose (Wicker Man)]

I need a favor. It's nothing serious, just minding a few of my things.

[Private - Riddler]

I need to talk to you regarding my sample of the fear toxin. [Assuming Crane has it after he made it, but he wants to give it to Eddie for safekeeping.]

[Private - Irene]

I need to know what you took when you went into my room. It's nothing personal, I'm just keeping track of things.

[Closet - Eighth Floor.]

[Mysteriously has some plants appear on the very top shelf, pushed far back and hidden behind an old box. Also a bucket of potting soil placed on the very bottom shelf on the opposite side.]

OOC: what's going on here. )