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Sep. 9th, 2011 03:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
doctor_j_craneSince everyone seems to be posting on their feelings lately, I might share some of mine. Firstly, if you're thinking about posting anecdotes about your life, don't bother. No one cares. Your warden already knows whatever you're going to say from your file, so they don't care either. You're wasting everyone's time.
Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.
[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.
[Private - Arthur]
I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.
[Filtered to the infirmary staff]
I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.
[Private - The Admiral]
I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.
[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]
Secondly, no one cares about what you think you know about space, the barge, religion or our place in the world. Thirdly, introducing yourself is pointless. We're all going to be stuck here for months on end, and we'll all inevitable be thrown together in some kind of ridiculously flood. So I'd recommend doing us all a favor and refrain from inflicting your company on the rest of us.
[Pause. Crane's done with his rant.] And Eames left, in case any of you were wondering. He clearly worked out that you'd have to be insane to stay here willingly.
[Private - Arthur]
I need to talk to you. You can probably guess what about.
[Filtered to the infirmary staff]
I either want some Zoloft or Prozac. Now.
[Private - The Admiral]
I just want to know one thing. I just want an answer to one question.
[OCC: So, Crane's in a bit of a terrible mood and lashing out at the barge. It's up to your discretion mods, whether the Admiral replies. c:]
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[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:09 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:09 am (UTC)Threadjack!
Date: 2011-09-09 07:10 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:11 am (UTC)[Crane realizes it was a joke, but takes it seriously anyway. He doesn't believe what Eddie says his motives are, but doesn't press the issue.]
My next warden is going to be my fifth. There's something inherently depressing about that.
[Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:12 am (UTC)[There is no response for at least a minute. Then.]
You're disgusting.
[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:12 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:13 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:16 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:18 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:18 am (UTC)Re: [Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:20 am (UTC)You're probably right. I'm becoming surprisingly comfortable with that.
[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:21 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:22 am (UTC)If you're attempting to try reverse psychology on me, it isn't going to work.
[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:24 am (UTC)Did Eames mention why he left?
[Not that Eddie's unhappy about it. He didn't like Eames.]
[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:25 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:27 am (UTC)Pulling a Mozenrath, as I call it.
Re: [Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:29 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:29 am (UTC)Wouldn't it make you feel better?
[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:30 am (UTC)[Pause.] Fine. I'll stop it.
[Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:31 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:32 am (UTC)[Crane sounds particularly bitter about said expectations.]
[Private]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:34 am (UTC)Re: [Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:34 am (UTC)I'm bored.
[so nonchalant] Why are you so upset.
[Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:36 am (UTC)I don't want to talk about it.
Re: [Text]
Date: 2011-09-09 07:37 am (UTC)[Literally. Argh.]
Lose someone?