[92] - [Private/Public]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Private - Rex]

Rex, I would like to know if your currently level of maturity has dropped, because apparently this flood makes that possible. Even for you.

[Are you a kid, Rex?]

If not, I should make it clear that asking inmates and wardens afflicted by this flood questions about their lives, pasts and budding personality disorders is not appropriate behavior. Furthermore, please refrain from doing any experiments on them. This includes social experiments.


[Public]

To our new guests, if you find any keys in your possession could you please give them to an adult warden?

[Children with keys that access to lab, infirmary or engine room? What could possibly go wrong.]

Comments

[espanola]

There's a very high probability that you're [ full of shit ] lying. I wouldn't give the keys back even if you were telling the truth, though.

[doctor_j_crane]

Fine. You can keep them, as long as you don't let other children have them.

[espanola]

What do I get if I keep them to myself?

[doctor_j_crane]

The pleasure of not having let someone get hurt?

[espanola]

[ Such an 'are you joking' face. ] And . . . ?

[doctor_j_crane]

And an amazing present. [All the lies.]