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[Port!Crane and Port!Capa appear to be standing in a very large kitchen, finishing off the last notes of a song. There are still small animals flying around polishing things, because that's how cleaning is obviously done. Needless to say, they're both rocking the princess thing. They both look identical, bar clothing and hair color. Crane/Nora looks over to Capa/Dora is currently busy dancing with a mop. It's a talking mop. It's singing.]

Dora, I have heard the most wonderful news! Many travelers have journeyed to the kingdom. Isn't that marvelous. To think, perhaps our troubles would stop.

[After speaking to her sister, Nora pauses for a long second, looking dramatically out the window. Dora stops dancing with the mop to reply, but the mop still continues to dance around the kitchen. Somehow.]

I have seen one! In the market, gathering apples. They should be welcomed. We should have a party!

[Nora nods, solemnly. Parties are very serious business.] Yes, that is quite true. We should get the creatures in the forest to help us clear out father's great hall.

[Dora continues.] Travelers, once you have explored, there will be a celebration in your honor. Tomorrow night! No witches, please.

[Nora adds a bit more.] Or an evil sorcerers, dragons or wizards, unless you promise to behave yourselves.

[They both dash off camera, followed by a flurry of wild animals and a tea set. After a few seconds of silence the mop dances over to the communicator and turns it off.]

[OOC: So, they're the local princesses being princessy. It's not quite clear exactly what they rule, but they do have a big old house. Both Crane (Nora) and her sister (Capa/Dora) will be replying in the comments. It's how they roll.]

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Date: 2011-09-18 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisedinawitch.livejournal.com
A fine banquet there's to be, is there? And with n'ary a witch in sight? How lovely! P'rhaps it should please the princesses for me to drop off a bushel of my finest apples to sweeten the pies of their party? They make a banquet better, do my shiny red apples!

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Date: 2011-09-18 10:40 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Disney - FML)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
NO. [Fairy tales plus apples? BAD.]

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Date: 2011-09-18 10:48 pm (UTC)
raisedinabox: (JIM IS A WITCH)
From: [personal profile] raisedinabox
Don't want my delicious apples do you lad? Well, mayhap you might avoid the pies then, and let the princesses answer for themselves!

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Date: 2011-09-18 10:55 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Disney - This is the worst.)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
Oh, come on, could you be any MORE obvious?

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:08 pm (UTC)
raisedinabox: (JIM IS A WITCH)
From: [personal profile] raisedinabox
I am but a humble orchard worker, wishing to honor my princesses as best I can!

[WITCHY CACKLE.]

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:11 pm (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Disney - This is the worst.)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
You can honor them by leaving them alone! If you try anything, I'll find a bucket of water to douse you with or... push you off a cliff. [Because ughhh he does not want you making his life more difficult.]

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:28 pm (UTC)
raisedinabox: (JIM IS A WITCH)
From: [personal profile] raisedinabox
[WATER? THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE IT WOULD MIX WELL WITH HIS SEXY WITCH ROBES WHICH HE'S BEEN METICULOUSLY ENCRUSTING WITH DIRT FOR YEARS.]

I can see, young man, that you've little time for apples...

...Perhaps I might show my devotion to the crown by engifting to the Princesses a fine, sharp spindle?

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Date: 2011-09-19 03:28 am (UTC)
requiresssacrifice: (Disney - FML)
From: [personal profile] requiresssacrifice
How stupid do you think they-- [oh, wait, very stupid.]

No. No gifts. Go find another princess.

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
Oh there's no need for that! We will have everything we need here!

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisedinawitch.livejournal.com
Perhaps, sweet Princess, you shall think different when you see how full and luscious my apples be! They shall be the talk of the town if you deign to serve them!

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
But the squirrels will be very sad they were not able to make their pies. And I would hate to see a sad squirrel.

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Date: 2011-09-18 11:25 pm (UTC)
raisedinabox: (JIM IS A WITCH)
From: [personal profile] raisedinabox
The squirrels may sample my apples first. They shan't be sad for long.

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Date: 2011-09-19 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
Dora, it does look as if that young man up there is admiring.

[Yes, that is totally a legitimate use of that word.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-19 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
Admiring? Surely you're joking!

...really?

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-19 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
I think so. It might even by the good kind of admiring. We may have to consult the forest about it.

[Private]

Date: 2011-09-20 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
We could ask the oak tree. She knows everything.

[Private] --> Spam? c:

Date: 2011-09-20 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
Yes, we shall. The birds will lead the way.

[Private] --> Yes, please!!!

Date: 2011-09-20 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
I will see you again in an hour.

I must find my outdoors dress.

[Spam]

Date: 2011-09-21 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
[And Nora is waiting at the bottom of the stairs, also in her outdoors dress. There are a few birds hanging around, while the rest of the furniture is preparing for the guests.]

Dora? Are you quite ready? [She calls up the stairs.]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-09-22 10:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
[Dora descended the staircase, bobbing her head in a happy nod.] Of course! [She reaches down to scoop up one of the passing rabbits and starts out the door. It's always good to have a rabbit. They're fluffy.]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-09-23 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
[Nora nods. Dora had made an excellent choice of accessory.]

I do hope that the tree is in a good mood. It was so angry last time. [It hadn't been raining, but even so. It was no reason to be rude.]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-09-23 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com
Well, maybe we should sing to it this time. It always loves our singing. [She danced out the door, turning to wait for her sister.]

[Spam]

Date: 2011-09-29 10:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
[Nora dances after you, birds carrying ribbons trailing behind.] You're quite right. We should sing the Well Song.

[Spam]

From: [identity profile] ourlastbesthope.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-09-29 10:41 am (UTC) - Expand

[Spam]

From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-09-29 11:15 am (UTC) - Expand

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Date: 2011-09-19 10:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com
I would like an apple that is full and luscious.

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